Voice post.
Nov. 30th, 2009 01:19 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithme[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]
Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.
[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]
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Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.
Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.
[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]
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Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.
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Libby fed one and now she has fifty or sixty. >.>
Date: 2009-11-30 01:28 am (UTC)Think we'll be able to keep any of them once this situation is over?
Basically a handfull of them found some abandonned food in Prefects room and he's the same now :P
Date: 2009-11-30 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-30 01:37 am (UTC)Libby, if you keep one, Prefect will SNEAK FOOD TO IT AND LEAVE WITH THE EXTRAS.
From:He could hide them in his plethora of boxes!
From:He'd put them all in one big box, then declare it the tribble room mark two!
From:She might have kept just one...
Date: 2009-11-30 01:34 am (UTC)And be cautious. They will crowd you out very quickly. I only just fought for my room back.
Prefect is sitting in a NEST OF TRIBBLES AS WE SPEAK. He's basically never been happier.
Date: 2009-11-30 01:37 am (UTC)They're just being affectionate, they probably like human body temperature.
Tribble nest? That sounds really...really comfortable
Date: 2009-11-30 01:40 am (UTC)It's comfortable, AND as long as you're not a Klingon? It spends it's time loving you dearly.
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From:I'm sorry, he's just going to keep thinking you're addressing him when you say that :P
From:Haha, it's fine. It's making me giggle
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From:Amen.
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Date: 2009-11-30 01:36 am (UTC)I'm sure you have rats in your world. It's like saying one of those are cute.
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Date: 2009-11-30 01:39 am (UTC)I can understand wanting to keep them out of the kitchen, but there's no reason to stomp on the ones that are just tribbling from room to room harmlessly.
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Date: 2009-11-30 01:52 am (UTC)If it gets to the point where there's so many we can't control them, they'll end up in the kitchen anyway.
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From:this torturer has no sympathy for small fluffy things. :D
From:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THEY'RE ADORABLE :C
From:THE PARTY ABOLISHED ADORABLE IN 1977. :/
From:THE SEVENTIES ARE ANCIENT HISTORY DORKFACE, ADORABLE IS BACK IN.
From:NOT IN 1984 IT ISN'T. NOT EVEN BIG BROTHER IS ADORABLE. :D
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From:o'brien's concerned for your orthodoxy, prefect.
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From:Prefect doesn't like you dissing his Factory.
From:...that was o'brien doing his REASONABLE thing. :D he's also wiped said book from his memory.
From:Prefect is about to DISS YOU.
From:O'Brien's used to it by now :(
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From:Sam has seen The Trouble With Tribbles :c
Date: 2009-11-30 02:05 am (UTC)Also, keeping any around has got to be a recipe for disaster. We'll just have a repeat of this mess a few months down the line.
SAM, OPEN YOUR HEART TO TRIBBLES.
Date: 2009-11-30 02:14 am (UTC)Also, we could just guard the food more carefully and keep them in a food free room!
The only small, furry thing he likes is A MUCH LOVED ORANGE CAT
From:Named... Marmaduke? I forget :(
From:IVANHOE.
From:Prefect and Harv are going to keep a (mod approved) stash of tribbles in Harveys room. SORRY SAM.
From:Sam will scold if he ever finds out :c
From:Prefect will say that a stray tribble probably just crawled in there of it's own accord.
From:Sam is WEIRDLY PROUD
From:A year of plant life is PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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From:Yes, Loki is saying this just to scare Prefect.
Date: 2009-11-30 02:11 am (UTC)BEST COMEBACK EVER COMIN' RIGHT UP!
Date: 2009-11-30 02:14 am (UTC)xD
From:SHH IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
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From:1/2 - WILL HE TRUST YOU?
From:2/2 APPARENTLY SO.
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From:SAM HEADDESKS. And may stop by later to make sure you're not dead
From:PRESENTS DON'T KILL PEOPLE!
From:MUHAHAHA.
From:Private to Loki
Date: 2009-11-30 04:32 am (UTC)Private to Tony
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From:Guess who fed one also?
Date: 2009-11-30 02:18 am (UTC)DEAR HARV, PLEASE COLLABORATE WITH ME ON MY "SECRET BOX OF TRIBBLES" PLAN.
Date: 2009-11-30 02:41 am (UTC)I LIKE THIS PLAN
From:AWESOME. We'll keep them in your room, because after this post, my intentions won't be well hidden
From:SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! We can have joint custody. :3
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From:Annnnnd, we can probably leave this assumed, yes?
From:Good with me!
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From:TRIBBLES WARM A VAMPIRE HEEEART
Date: 2009-11-30 04:20 am (UTC)ALSO A ROBOT HEART, ALL THE RANDOM EVIL FOLKS LOVE THEM <3
Date: 2009-11-30 04:35 am (UTC)THIS!
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From:Private
Date: 2009-11-30 01:16 pm (UTC)I was told to come to you if I wanted to trade something with you?
Private - I'M SO SORRY FOR THE SLOWNESS OF THIS REPLY :C Backthread maybe?
Date: 2009-12-03 11:33 pm (UTC)Yes, Comrade? What can I do for you?
Re: Private - Totally! Don't worry about it!
From:Private - Well, looks like Prefect is OFF TO LOOK UP WHAT A MENORAH IS.
From:Re: Private - LOL YAY!
From:Private - And now, Prefect weighs up how much of that will fit in his room.
From:Re: Private - Ahahahaha.
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Date: 2009-11-30 04:03 pm (UTC)