Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

Sam will scold if he ever finds out :c

[bythe_books]

I'm sorry, I know you're attached to them, so... uh...

...

[AWKWARD]

Do you want... a pet or something? I mean, something that won't exponentially multiply and starve us out of the Barge?

Prefect will say that a stray tribble probably just crawled in there of it's own accord.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

That's okay, Comrade. I have my plant and my scarf and my files.

Sam is WEIRDLY PROUD

[bythe_books]

You know... your plant's almost a year old now. I don't think I've ever kept one alive for that long, myself.

A year of plant life is PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I just incorporated it into my routine. I grew some flowers as well for a little while, but I need more soil, and heat lamps to make them grow properly.

[bythe_books]

If that's what you need, I can put in a request with the Admiral. With your record, I don't think he'd have a problem handing it over.

[ohaiguiz.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, things the Admiral probably wouldn't have a problem with handing over ATTRACTS THE HOARD]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[ohaiguiz.livejournal.com]

[I may have to tag you back with an actual Prefect response tomorrow. It's very late here :c]