Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

Private - I'M SO SORRY FOR THE SLOWNESS OF THIS REPLY :C Backthread maybe?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Why would you chuckle at Tribbles all a'cooing? Prefect sounds contented despite your amusement.]

Yes, Comrade? What can I do for you?

Re: Private - Totally! Don't worry about it!

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I would like to sell my dresser, desk, and bedframe or exchange them for fabric, a menorah, nine candles, and flint with tinder.

Private - Well, looks like Prefect is OFF TO LOOK UP WHAT A MENORAH IS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...I can give you fabric immediately, and if you'd be interested in a disposable lighter instead of flint with tinder, I can provide that immediately. I might need some time to get you the candles and the menorah, but you can pay on delivery if you like?

Re: Private - LOL YAY!

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

That would do just fine, I think. I need the menorah and candles by December 11th.

[And, because he knows nothing about what candles cost nowadays. The history book in his room doesn't say too much about that.] Will the dresser, desk, and bedframe be enough to pay?

Private - And now, Prefect weighs up how much of that will fit in his room.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You can keep your bedframe, Comrade, but the dresser and desk will be quite sufficient!

Re: Private - Ahahahaha.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll be emptying my things from them.