Voice post.

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[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

Libby fed one and now she has fifty or sixty. >.>

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Don't forget "cute."

Think we'll be able to keep any of them once this situation is over?

Basically a handfull of them found some abandonned food in Prefects room and he's the same now :P

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Probably not, but I wish we could. We could just have a food free room for them all to live in together...

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I figure I'll keep at least one, regardless. It could help soothe clients during therapy, and serve as a harmless anti-depressant to patients in the Infirmary. Really, as long as I don't feed that one, it would be purely beneficial.

Libby, if you keep one, Prefect will SNEAK FOOD TO IT AND LEAVE WITH THE EXTRAS.

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I think if I was suffering from clinical depression? I'd want to be cured with the use of a few hours in the Tribble room, instead of a few hours sitting with the single Tribble.

He could hide them in his plethora of boxes!

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That might be able to help treat depression as part of a broader plan, but you can't cure...never mind.

Pitch the "Tribble room" idea to the other wardens, if you want it. Personally, I wouldn't be against it.

He'd put them all in one big box, then declare it the tribble room mark two!

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Okay, Sister, I put it in my post.