Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I think someone had one, and then it had lots and lots of babies.

Welcome to the Barge, Sister, my name is Prefect.

[keepsonrunning.livejournal.com]

Oh… I didn’t know they could populate like that.

Thanks! It’s nice to meet you, Prefect. I’m Serena.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Sister, you should feed one a little pile of cereal or something, then just watch it. It'll have like, four babies in no time.

It's nice to meet you too, Serena, where are you from?

[keepsonrunning.livejournal.com]

Okay, I’ll give that a go. But… Will everyone get annoyed with me if I do? I mean, they’re not happy with how many there are now. I don’t want to start on the wrong foot here.

I’m from New York, what about you?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Probably you shouldn't advertise the fact that you're doing it? But I'm not sure that four or five new Tribbles will make that much difference at this point.

I'm from the Factory. Are you a Warden? You seem like a Warden.

[keepsonrunning.livejournal.com]

Okay, good point. This stays between the two of us?

No, I wish I was though. They seem to get a lot more perks. I’m an Inmate. Are you?