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[personal profile] buywithme
Comrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!

[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

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Date: 2009-07-30 10:40 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (ugh)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
...

Tell me you're not gonna sell 'em shoe polish, or something.
Edited Date: 2009-07-30 10:43 pm (UTC)

Private - I FORGOT LOL

Date: 2009-07-30 11:16 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (DETECTING.)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
Alright, well... good luck with that.

Listen, Rayne told me about the... incident with Baby and Harvey. The only thing that's come out so far is that you punched her-- care to enlighten me?

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Date: 2009-07-30 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Oh...

...That...

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Date: 2009-07-30 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Well, I didn't just burst in and attack her, Comrade. She hit me first!

Private - SAM WAS SOFTENING HIM UP :C

Date: 2009-07-30 11:36 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (nice hat)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
No, I didn't think you had. Her version of events seemed pretty... abridged. What, exactly, happened?

Private - SURE HE WAS.

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Date: 2009-07-30 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
So let me get this straight-- this is a prison, but inmates are dying each others' hair and you're selling hair dye to solve this problem...

What kind of prison is this?

Date: 2009-07-30 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Well, I didn't sell them the pink hair dye. I'm just responding to market demand.

It's... kind of a strange Prison.

Date: 2009-07-30 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
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Would you like some hair dye, Comrade?

Date: 2009-07-30 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
No. What I'd like is a map out of this place.

Or more information than you seem to be able to give me.

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I don't need hair dye, but I could use some clothes.

A t-shirt with writing on it and a denim or leather jacket, extra-small, and a pair of size 6 sneakers. I'd really prefer if you didn't get them from Veronica Mars.
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Date: 2009-07-30 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Well, If you get me some fabric I can make you the jacket and the tee-shirt. The shoes might take longer, but I'll see what I can do, Sister.

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Date: 2009-07-30 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cautionarystory.livejournal.com
Cool. I can get you, like, jeans to cut up and turn into a jacket. Would that work?

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Date: 2009-07-30 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
That would be fine, Sister.

Date: 2009-07-31 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com
I have a need for hair dye, what would you like in return?

Date: 2009-07-31 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I don't suppose you know anyone who wears size six trainers? Because that's what I need right now.

Date: 2009-07-31 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com
I'm afraid I don't. Is there anything else you need?

Date: 2009-07-31 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Well... what have you got?

Date: 2009-07-31 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com
Rubies, emeralds, gold belts and armbands and the like...a few shark skin garments...a red cape that could potentially be used for material to make something else...

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Date: 2009-07-31 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostdashing.livejournal.com
You too, fratello?

The Pavi will make a purchase. I am quite liking the pink, but it will not be so nice when it begins to grow out, si?

Date: 2009-07-31 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Yeah, me too, brother.

Okay, one box of black hair dye. Uhh, I don't suppose I could have a pair of shoes in exchange? I need some trainers, size six.

Date: 2009-07-31 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostdashing.livejournal.com
Six? My sister may be this size, and she will certainly not miss one pair of shoes. I do not know if she ever wears...trainers, however. The Pavi will check.

Date: 2009-07-31 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Thank you, Comrade! That would be most useful!

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