64 - SALES PITCH!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!

[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

Comments

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Six? My sister may be this size, and she will certainly not miss one pair of shoes. I do not know if she ever wears...trainers, however. The Pavi will check.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Comrade! That would be most useful!

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

The Pavi has acquired these things, fratello!

You may wish to...change them, a little, before you sell them? My sister does not know that they have gone, it may anger her a little to see them on another signora.