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Comrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!

[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Comrade, I have a reputation to uphold. I'm not giving you a name.

I could give them yours if you wanted me too, but otherwise? No.

We stopped at one where aliens laid eggs in our stomachs and killed us all, and we stopped at one where there was no colour and everyone rioted, and we stopped at a theme park which wasn't so bad, and we stopped at one where people kept getting turned into things they weren't.

Those are all I can remember.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
What if I offered you something in return for the names?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Sorry, Comrade. That's not how it works.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Don't "sorry, Comrade" me! If we're comrades, you'd tell me what you know! I can do more with your information than you can sitting on it. Trust me-- I can make things better for both of us.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Factory regulation E subsection iix under the mitigating circumstances subheading:

Client Confidentiality - When dealing with sensitive material and information when in a closed market environment all client identification must remain one hundred percent confidential regardless or any mitigating circumstances to anyone outside of Factory staff and appliances.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Client Confidentiality? To hell with client confidentiality! Tell me what I want and you won't have anything to worry about.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm not worried.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Oh, that's right. Prefect, the "Alpha plus".

I'm going to ask you one more time-- who are these people you mentioned?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The main one? Is a very good friend of mine who has killed an awful lot of people.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
You're gonna have to do better than that, Comrade.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
My answer isn't changing.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Let's try this-

You tell your "clients" that your "Comrade" Arntzen would like to speak to them. You got it?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
I expect to hear from them by this time tomorrow. Arrange something.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I'll see what I can do.

Private-- LATER

Date: 2009-08-01 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
He said he'd speak to you, but he's not told me if he'll let me arrange a meeting, or if he'll contact you himself. I assume you'll hear from him though.

Private-- LATER

Date: 2009-08-01 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
That's good...I'm glad to hear it.

Re: Private-- LATER

Date: 2009-08-01 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
So, hopefully he'll send you a message in the next few days?

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