64 - SALES PITCH!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!

[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

Comments

Private

[bythe_books]

...

Tell me you're not gonna sell 'em shoe polish, or something.

Private - Prefect has sold this hair dye in lieu of paint before, but never the other way around!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, Comrade. I'm going to sell the hair dye.

Private - I FORGOT LOL

[bythe_books]

Alright, well... good luck with that.

Listen, Rayne told me about the... incident with Baby and Harvey. The only thing that's come out so far is that you punched her-- care to enlighten me?

1/3 Private - SAM HAS HIS PRIORITIES! FASHION FIRST, FIST FIGHTS SECOND

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Comrade!

2/3 Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh...

...That...

3/3 Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't just burst in and attack her, Comrade. She hit me first!

Private - SAM WAS SOFTENING HIM UP :C

[bythe_books]

No, I didn't think you had. Her version of events seemed pretty... abridged. What, exactly, happened?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

So let me get this straight-- this is a prison, but inmates are dying each others' hair and you're selling hair dye to solve this problem...

What kind of prison is this?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't sell them the pink hair dye. I'm just responding to market demand.

It's... kind of a strange Prison.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

Would you like some hair dye, Comrade?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No. What I'd like is a map out of this place.

Or more information than you seem to be able to give me.

Private - edited because I actually looked up Kristen Bell's shoe size. I am weirdly compulsive.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I don't need hair dye, but I could use some clothes.

A t-shirt with writing on it and a denim or leather jacket, extra-small, and a pair of size 6 sneakers. I'd really prefer if you didn't get them from Veronica Mars.

Private -

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, If you get me some fabric I can make you the jacket and the tee-shirt. The shoes might take longer, but I'll see what I can do, Sister.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Cool. I can get you, like, jeans to cut up and turn into a jacket. Would that work?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

That would be fine, Sister.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I have a need for hair dye, what would you like in return?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose you know anyone who wears size six trainers? Because that's what I need right now.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't. Is there anything else you need?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well... what have you got?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Rubies, emeralds, gold belts and armbands and the like...a few shark skin garments...a red cape that could potentially be used for material to make something else...

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

You too, fratello?

The Pavi will make a purchase. I am quite liking the pink, but it will not be so nice when it begins to grow out, si?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too, brother.

Okay, one box of black hair dye. Uhh, I don't suppose I could have a pair of shoes in exchange? I need some trainers, size six.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

Six? My sister may be this size, and she will certainly not miss one pair of shoes. I do not know if she ever wears...trainers, however. The Pavi will check.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Comrade! That would be most useful!