64 - SALES PITCH!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!

[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

Comments

Private

[bythe_books]

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Tell me you're not gonna sell 'em shoe polish, or something.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

So let me get this straight-- this is a prison, but inmates are dying each others' hair and you're selling hair dye to solve this problem...

What kind of prison is this?

Private - edited because I actually looked up Kristen Bell's shoe size. I am weirdly compulsive.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

I don't need hair dye, but I could use some clothes.

A t-shirt with writing on it and a denim or leather jacket, extra-small, and a pair of size 6 sneakers. I'd really prefer if you didn't get them from Veronica Mars.

Private - Prefect has sold this hair dye in lieu of paint before, but never the other way around!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, Comrade. I'm going to sell the hair dye.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't sell them the pink hair dye. I'm just responding to market demand.

It's... kind of a strange Prison.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

Private -

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, If you get me some fabric I can make you the jacket and the tee-shirt. The shoes might take longer, but I'll see what I can do, Sister.

Private - I FORGOT LOL

[bythe_books]

Alright, well... good luck with that.

Listen, Rayne told me about the... incident with Baby and Harvey. The only thing that's come out so far is that you punched her-- care to enlighten me?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

Would you like some hair dye, Comrade?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No. What I'd like is a map out of this place.

Or more information than you seem to be able to give me.

Private

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

Cool. I can get you, like, jeans to cut up and turn into a jacket. Would that work?

1/3 Private - SAM HAS HIS PRIORITIES! FASHION FIRST, FIST FIGHTS SECOND

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Comrade!

2/3 Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh...

...That...

3/3 Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't just burst in and attack her, Comrade. She hit me first!

Private - SAM WAS SOFTENING HIM UP :C

[bythe_books]

No, I didn't think you had. Her version of events seemed pretty... abridged. What, exactly, happened?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

There's not a map out of here. It's a prison, and? You're dead.

[Private]

Some of the inmates--

...

Look, sometimes? This boat makes port, and we get off at these places, I know that someone suggested to me once that we get off one day and just... don't get back on again. A few of them would be doing it, so you wouldn't be stranded on your own, if you were that desperate to leave.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

That would be fine, Sister.

Private

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Now this is useful.

Tell me more about ports. And which inmates are talking about this? I want their names too.

Private - SURE HE WAS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well... I was going to see Harvey, and I heard him yelling at someone to leave? So I went in, and she was there and he was kissing her and it was incredibly awkward. Only, it wasn't him, it was Two-Face, and she'd come over just so she could get him to take control again, and I knew that Harvey had just started to get control over him, so...

I... might have told her she should leave and that she couldn't be friends with only one part of someone and that if she really cared about Harvey then she wouldn't make him do something that she knew would hurt him later. Then Harvey turned back into Harvey and asked her to leave, then she started screaming, then she hit me and said I was trying to take away everything she liked, then--

Then I hit her back.

I just... wanted her to leave him alone.

Private - SAM IS PROUD

[bythe_books]

You did the right thing, Prefect. You were defending yourself and your friend, so... don't think I'm gonna send you to Zero or anything over that.

I'm glad you were there for him.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I can't give you their names, Comrade. Confidentiality.

The ports are... varying? Some of them are not so bad, but a lot of them are dangerous, or deadly, and if you fall off the barge into one of them? You forget who you are.

Private - PREFECT IS ASTONISHED!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...Really? But I punched a girl...



I'm glad I was too.

Private

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Come on, you can trust me. I'm not going to hunt them down or report them or anything. But if I run across them, it'd be nice to know we're on the same side.

So what you're saying is wait until there's a good port.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, Comrade. I don't think you'll spread it about, but if someone comes to me in confidence then I can't pass on their name just because you want the same thing.

Well... I don't know that there are any good ports. Wait for one that isn't completely terrible, if you have to do it.

Private

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Just one name? One name won't hurt. Come on, man.

What sorts of ports have you stopped at so far?