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[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]

Date: 2009-07-30 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
There's not a map out of here. It's a prison, and? You're dead.

[Private]

Some of the inmates--

...

Look, sometimes? This boat makes port, and we get off at these places, I know that someone suggested to me once that we get off one day and just... don't get back on again. A few of them would be doing it, so you wouldn't be stranded on your own, if you were that desperate to leave.

Private

Date: 2009-07-30 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Now this is useful.

Tell me more about ports. And which inmates are talking about this? I want their names too.

Private

Date: 2009-07-30 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I can't give you their names, Comrade. Confidentiality.

The ports are... varying? Some of them are not so bad, but a lot of them are dangerous, or deadly, and if you fall off the barge into one of them? You forget who you are.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Come on, you can trust me. I'm not going to hunt them down or report them or anything. But if I run across them, it'd be nice to know we're on the same side.

So what you're saying is wait until there's a good port.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No, Comrade. I don't think you'll spread it about, but if someone comes to me in confidence then I can't pass on their name just because you want the same thing.

Well... I don't know that there are any good ports. Wait for one that isn't completely terrible, if you have to do it.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Just one name? One name won't hurt. Come on, man.

What sorts of ports have you stopped at so far?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Comrade, I have a reputation to uphold. I'm not giving you a name.

I could give them yours if you wanted me too, but otherwise? No.

We stopped at one where aliens laid eggs in our stomachs and killed us all, and we stopped at one where there was no colour and everyone rioted, and we stopped at a theme park which wasn't so bad, and we stopped at one where people kept getting turned into things they weren't.

Those are all I can remember.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
What if I offered you something in return for the names?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Sorry, Comrade. That's not how it works.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Don't "sorry, Comrade" me! If we're comrades, you'd tell me what you know! I can do more with your information than you can sitting on it. Trust me-- I can make things better for both of us.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Factory regulation E subsection iix under the mitigating circumstances subheading:

Client Confidentiality - When dealing with sensitive material and information when in a closed market environment all client identification must remain one hundred percent confidential regardless or any mitigating circumstances to anyone outside of Factory staff and appliances.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Client Confidentiality? To hell with client confidentiality! Tell me what I want and you won't have anything to worry about.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm not worried.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Oh, that's right. Prefect, the "Alpha plus".

I'm going to ask you one more time-- who are these people you mentioned?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The main one? Is a very good friend of mine who has killed an awful lot of people.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
You're gonna have to do better than that, Comrade.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
My answer isn't changing.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Let's try this-

You tell your "clients" that your "Comrade" Arntzen would like to speak to them. You got it?

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
I expect to hear from them by this time tomorrow. Arrange something.

Private

Date: 2009-07-31 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I'll see what I can do.

Private-- LATER

Date: 2009-08-01 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
He said he'd speak to you, but he's not told me if he'll let me arrange a meeting, or if he'll contact you himself. I assume you'll hear from him though.

Private-- LATER

From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com - Date: 2009-08-01 02:24 am (UTC) - Expand

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