Video/Open Spam
Oct. 14th, 2012 02:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithme[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
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Date: 2012-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)Whatcha doing?
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Date: 2012-10-14 01:45 am (UTC)I FOUND SOME DOCUMENTS!
I am correctly organizing them!
[somehow being a bat has made Prefect VASTLY MORE EXCITABLE THAN USUAL.]
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Date: 2012-10-14 02:21 pm (UTC)[MAYBE HE CAN USE THEM LATER. He will be tilting his head in studiously disinterested curiosity. He's a cat, after all, this is how things work.]
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Date: 2012-10-14 08:16 pm (UTC)[Maybe. Okay they're not deeds, but Prefect's BAT INSTINCTS actually come with some not very good vision.]
And passports!
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Date: 2012-10-16 12:46 pm (UTC)[GRIN GRIN as his tail flicks back and forth.]
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Date: 2012-10-17 01:28 am (UTC)[A slightly wilting flap...]
Most people know where my secret place is though now.
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Date: 2012-10-17 01:56 am (UTC)[Boredly.]
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Date: 2012-10-17 10:16 am (UTC)Perhaps I could put my passports there instead???
[flap flap flap, hint hint hint.]
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Date: 2012-10-17 03:41 pm (UTC)[Well that's...vaguely interesting. He straightens out, stretching his paws out in front of him and starts licking methodically.]
Whose passports? And for what kind of safekeeping?
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Date: 2012-10-17 06:26 pm (UTC)[Being a bat has seriously had an effect on Prefect's thought processes.]
And for KEEPING THEM SAFE!
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Date: 2012-10-18 12:32 pm (UTC)Fine. I will be here, BYOT.
And watch for the cat.
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Date: 2012-10-19 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-19 11:39 am (UTC)[He'll just let you stew on that, bat.]
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Date: 2012-10-14 01:56 am (UTC)And Dean is beginning to wonder if he should bribe someone to guard his door, because this is the second goddamn time he's come back to find someone in his room trying to take his shit. Although the raccoon trying to make off with his gun made more sense than the bat rifling around on his writing desk.
Nonetheless he goes off in all his chittering, ferret glory and flings himself at the chair, aiming to climb up and stop the intrusion.]
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Date: 2012-10-14 02:08 am (UTC)hisyour documents. Prefect peers out of the drawer at the sound of scrambling......Then he sees that it's just some sucker FERRET that can't even fly, and, well, if it's possible for a bat to disdainfully roll it's eyes and go back to it's life of crime? Well, Prefect just did it.
Batman would be so disappointed in the path he's chosen.
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Date: 2012-10-14 02:27 am (UTC)[Damn these short little legs - the claws are useful and he hauls himself up bodily, then spends a few seconds trying to figure out how to get up onto the top of the desk before just launching himself up.]
Getthehell out of myshit, yougrabbycloudrat!
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Date: 2012-10-14 10:44 pm (UTC)Prefect drops the potentially important documents he is stealing, and quickly wraps his wings around himself and flops down flat into the bottom of the drawer.
Because everybody knows: If it's not moving, it's not there.]
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Date: 2012-10-15 06:04 am (UTC)He hesitates, planting himself firmly on the liberated papers, and sniffing down at the creature huddled in the drawer.]
[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-14 03:23 am (UTC)RunrunrunrunrunLEAPrunrunrunrunrunLEAP. One of these leaps maybe he'll get enough height to put a stop to this terrible crime and save the paperwork that is being held hostage.
He howls and yips as he runs. It's not understandable to humans, but to other animals it's "Freeze! Drop that document at once or else I shall be forced to take extreme action!"]
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Date: 2012-10-14 11:05 pm (UTC)[The bat shrieks back, in an extremely high frequency range only hearable by other animals. Since Narvin is pretty good at leaping, and talking about taking extreme action, Prefect is starting to feel a mite concerned about the eventual fate of the precious documents that he has stolen. veers into a random room, and makes a b-line for the top shelf of an open closet.
The perfect hiding place!]
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Date: 2012-10-15 02:00 am (UTC)It certainly was not! I have a system!
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Date: 2012-10-15 10:57 am (UTC)[The bat squeaks this derisively, as it shoots directly to the back of the closet. It carefully stores the documents at the very back of the shelf, before creeping back to peek out at Narvin.]
The documents shall be re-filed when you stop chasing me.
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Date: 2012-10-16 05:13 am (UTC)[He sits and stares at the top of the closet, knowing that it's far beyond reach for now.]
Where, exactly, will you be re-filing them?
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Date: 2012-10-17 01:30 am (UTC)[The bat makes itself comfortable, critiquing from on high.]
In a secret place!
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Date: 2012-10-14 11:04 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-14 11:07 pm (UTC)[Spam] ......DX
Date: 2012-10-14 11:50 pm (UTC)[Spam] you were mixing it up!
Date: 2012-10-15 12:40 am (UTC)I am doing filing!
[Bats love filing.]
[Spam] Yes! That. Totally.
Date: 2012-10-16 05:18 pm (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-17 10:17 am (UTC)[Declared indignantly, in the highest pitch of squeak!]
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Date: 2012-10-14 11:52 am (UTC)People are going to give you shit about this later, Prefect.
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Date: 2012-10-14 11:08 pm (UTC)[Whoosh! The bat vanishes for a moment, to deposit some documents in it's secret place.]
I am a BAT!
[And bats do not give a fuck. Fact.]
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Date: 2012-10-18 08:02 am (UTC)