Video/Open Spam

[buywithme]

[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.

In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.

Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.

After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]


[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]

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[notascheap]

[There is a cat. Just watching you over the network. He SEES you.]

Whatcha doing?

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[mustelidean]

[The door to Dean's room has been propped open since early on in the flood, so Dean has been making frequent trips back to check on it; he's been doing a bit of thievery himself, nothing half so discriminate or concentrated as Prefect's, but nonetheless there's been a lot of movement in and out of this room.

And Dean is beginning to wonder if he should bribe someone to guard his door, because this is the second goddamn time he's come back to find someone in his room trying to take his shit. Although the raccoon trying to make off with his gun made more sense than the bat rifling around on his writing desk.

Nonetheless he goes off in all his chittering, ferret glory and flings himself at the chair, aiming to climb up and stop the intrusion.]

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[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin, like Dean, isn't happy with the thievery. Unlike Dean, he has long legs, good for running and jumping in the air after the documents the bat has nabbed.

RunrunrunrunrunLEAPrunrunrunrunrunLEAP. One of these leaps maybe he'll get enough height to put a stop to this terrible crime and save the paperwork that is being held hostage.

He howls and yips as he runs. It's not understandable to humans, but to other animals it's "Freeze! Drop that document at once or else I shall be forced to take extreme action!"]

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[unweeping_willow]

[There seems to be a trend of people less than happy about thievery; Willow is one of them - although it might be more territorial than anything else. If the bat comes into her space, she will swipe at it.]

[darknessbeforeme]

[Arthaspony doesn't even look twice when the bat goes overhead. Stealing important documents, yup.]

People are going to give you shit about this later, Prefect.

[unweeping_willow]

Try it again?