Video/Open Spam
Oct. 14th, 2012 02:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithme[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
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Date: 2012-10-14 02:08 am (UTC)hisyour documents. Prefect peers out of the drawer at the sound of scrambling......Then he sees that it's just some sucker FERRET that can't even fly, and, well, if it's possible for a bat to disdainfully roll it's eyes and go back to it's life of crime? Well, Prefect just did it.
Batman would be so disappointed in the path he's chosen.
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Date: 2012-10-14 02:27 am (UTC)[Damn these short little legs - the claws are useful and he hauls himself up bodily, then spends a few seconds trying to figure out how to get up onto the top of the desk before just launching himself up.]
Getthehell out of myshit, yougrabbycloudrat!
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Date: 2012-10-14 10:44 pm (UTC)Prefect drops the potentially important documents he is stealing, and quickly wraps his wings around himself and flops down flat into the bottom of the drawer.
Because everybody knows: If it's not moving, it's not there.]
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Date: 2012-10-15 06:04 am (UTC)He hesitates, planting himself firmly on the liberated papers, and sniffing down at the creature huddled in the drawer.]