Video/Open Spam
Oct. 14th, 2012 02:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithme[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.
Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.
After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]
[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-14 11:05 pm (UTC)[The bat shrieks back, in an extremely high frequency range only hearable by other animals. Since Narvin is pretty good at leaping, and talking about taking extreme action, Prefect is starting to feel a mite concerned about the eventual fate of the precious documents that he has stolen. veers into a random room, and makes a b-line for the top shelf of an open closet.
The perfect hiding place!]
[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-15 02:00 am (UTC)It certainly was not! I have a system!
[Spam]
Date: 2012-10-15 10:57 am (UTC)[The bat squeaks this derisively, as it shoots directly to the back of the closet. It carefully stores the documents at the very back of the shelf, before creeping back to peek out at Narvin.]
The documents shall be re-filed when you stop chasing me.
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Date: 2012-10-16 05:13 am (UTC)[He sits and stares at the top of the closet, knowing that it's far beyond reach for now.]
Where, exactly, will you be re-filing them?
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Date: 2012-10-17 01:30 am (UTC)[The bat makes itself comfortable, critiquing from on high.]
In a secret place!