86 - THE GRAND RETURN!

[buywithme]

Is this--

...

Comrades? Are we--

[There's a long pause.]


I have-- cons--


Comrades!

Consumers!

Allow me to extend my fondest and most sincere greetings to you from the end of history! I’m quite sure you know my name: Prefect. Are we not the most highly favored of all our kinds to be here? In this, our new chance? Our new and open doorway? The compilation of not only millennia of history and experience, but worlds upon worlds of variety and flavor, all compressed into one microcosmic existence? Lain out for us on a platter? Let us not mourn our misfortune or dream of escape, but rather, let us combine and create and expand in our scope and diversity! Once more unto the breach my friends once more! Let us immanentize the eschation!

Brothers, sisters, comrades, buy with me.



[Ooc: Okay, so Prefect is back, and where he was that week lasted a lot longer than it did here. As such, he's worried that the people he knew will have all either graduated or just vanished off. Instead of being sensible and asking, he's re-written his original greeting post in case he's just surrounded by strangers.]

Comments

no, he won't be telling you which context he means that in either.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

immanentize the eschation? this is why newspeak is a brilliant invention

You're quite a duckspeaker, aren't you, comrade?

Prefect is bemused, but happy to see someone who he knows is still here!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade! Hello!

I speak with the approved voice, dialect and language of the Factory!

OOC: Una kicks back to watch this thread with a bowl of popcorn at hand.

[una_persson]

 

1/3 - YAY PREFECT!

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

2/3 - but you left, you huge dick. :c

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

3/3 - so Pavi is repressing his glee at your return dammit.

[themostdashing.livejournal.com]

You have not been gone for so very long that everyone has forgotten who you are, signor.

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

All that means you want us to buy things?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I want you to embrace the loving inevitability of commerce, Comrade! What do you want, Brother? What fleeting whim goes unfulfilled? What don't you have?

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

You need some new slogans. I know I've heard these before.

Harvey, your continued presence on the barge has just made him the happiest little Prefect ever!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Harvey!

I thought I was gone for longer than I was.

[bythe_books]

You seem to be well, Prefect. I was getting worried about you.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Sam! Hello! Sam! Yes, I'm doing okay. How was your week? Is your girlfriend well?

[acid_rayne]

Hey, Comrade...

It's weirdly nice to see you.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Hello Sister! I'm pleased to see you again as well!

[vampish_aleera]

You had vanished?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I was... temporarily away from my stock, Sister.

have mccoy never paying attention to the barge news reel of missing people

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you babbling on about now? You're not drunk again are you?

Screw you McCoy! Prefect knows what you're threatening Pavi with!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I am not drunk! In case you haven't noticed I have been away, and I wasn't entirely sure for how long.

JUST BECAUSE YOU HECKLED ME ABOUT THIS OVER AIM. :P

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Didn't you...I thought you left...

HI KATIRIA! I knew one of your remaining characters talked to Prefect!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes, Comrade. I'm back now.

Private

[grayatonement]

Welcome You're back.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am.

[spo0kshow-baby.livejournal.com]

Still here, Perfect Prefect.

You scare him baby :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh... Hello.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, did you lose your memories before you can back?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No! No, I just... I wasn't sure how long I was gone.