86 - THE GRAND RETURN!
Nov. 16th, 2009 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithme...
Comrades?
[There's a long pause.]
Comrades!
Consumers!
Allow me to extend my fondest and most sincere greetings to you from the end of history! I’m quite sure you know my name: Prefect. Are we not the most highly favored of all our kinds to be here? In this, our new chance? Our new and open doorway? The compilation of not only millennia of history and experience, but worlds upon worlds of variety and flavor, all compressed into one microcosmic existence? Lain out for us on a platter? Let us not mourn our misfortune or dream of escape, but rather, let us combine and create and expand in our scope and diversity! Once more unto the breach my friends once more! Let us immanentize the eschation!
Brothers, sisters, comrades, buy with me.
[Ooc: Okay, so Prefect is back, and where he was that week lasted a lot longer than it did here. As such, he's worried that the people he knew will have all either graduated or just vanished off. Instead of being sensible and asking, he's re-written his original greeting post in case he's just surrounded by strangers.]
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no, he won't be telling you which context he means that in either.
Date: 2009-11-16 09:41 pm (UTC)immanentize the eschation? this is why newspeak is a brilliant inventionYou're quite a duckspeaker, aren't you, comrade?
Prefect is bemused, but happy to see someone who he knows is still here!
Date: 2009-11-16 09:48 pm (UTC)I speak with the approved voice, dialect and language of the Factory!
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From:THERE ARE NO FAMOUS BOOKS THAT EVERYONE ON THE BARGE HAS READ ABOUT THE FACTORY BEING SHIT :|
From:O'BRIEN DENIES THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH BOOKS.
From:PREFECT KNOWS THEY EXIST. EVERYONE DOES. O'BRIEN'S PROPAGANDA SUCKS.
From:EASTASIAN AGENTS. IT'S ALL EASTASIAN AGENTS.
From:OH IT IS NOT >:| Also on an unrelated note, I think there's a hideous part of me that now ships it.
From:...I have hideous parts of me like that too. O'Brien is disgusted with me.
From:Your similarities to him are now sort of freaking him out!
From:ohdear. o'brien might actually do a good thing and decide not to push breaking his orthodoxy.
From:Good things suck, he should push the crap out of it
From:excuses! they are excuses to come bother you, prefect! he's having totalitarian existential angst.
From:OOC: Una kicks back to watch this thread with a bowl of popcorn at hand.
Date: 2009-11-16 10:01 pm (UTC)OOC: Prefect can totally sell her a soda to go with that, if she's thirsty?
From:OOC: Oh dear lord, this thread is AWESOME. You guys ROCK.
From:OOC: is that victory popcorn? Victory popcorn is now ONLY 60% cardboard.
From:OOC: 1/2 Did you know cardboard is an excellent source of antitoxidant B?
From:OOC: 2/2 Studies show that 97.6% of registered nurses under the age of 24 LOVE antitoxidant B!
From:OOC: Congratulations, Una can't decide if she ships them or if this is her worst nightmare.
From:1/3 - YAY PREFECT!
Date: 2009-11-16 09:50 pm (UTC)2/3 - but you left, you huge dick. :c
Date: 2009-11-16 09:51 pm (UTC)3/3 - so Pavi is repressing his glee at your return dammit.
Date: 2009-11-16 09:51 pm (UTC)1/2 - PREFECT REPRESSES NO SUCH GLEE AT YOU STILL BEING HERE!
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Date: 2009-11-16 11:46 pm (UTC)Harvey, your continued presence on the barge has just made him the happiest little Prefect ever!
Date: 2009-11-16 11:50 pm (UTC)Harvey!I thought I was gone for longer than I was.
Oh Prefect. <3 You are too adorable.
From:No u Harv, No u <3
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From:HEY, I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU, AREN'T I? STUFF IT. >(
From:IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR OWN KIND >( Also, Prefects upbringing colours his opinion.
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Date: 2009-11-17 12:28 am (UTC)It's
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Date: 2009-11-17 02:07 am (UTC)Screw you McCoy! Prefect knows what you're threatening Pavi with!
Date: 2009-11-17 02:46 am (UTC)OFFERED damnit! How am I the bad guy here? :|
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From:PREFECT WOULDN'T BE FOOL ENOUGH TO LEAN INTO LICKING RANGE. :|
From:LOOK DOCTORS NEED TO BE IN LICKING RANGE SOMETIMES :[
From:Prefect doesn't think there's EVER ANY REASON TO BE THAT CLOSE TO SOMEONE :<
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From:JUST BECAUSE YOU HECKLED ME ABOUT THIS OVER AIM. :P
Date: 2009-11-17 03:13 am (UTC)HI KATIRIA! I knew one of your remaining characters talked to Prefect!
Date: 2009-11-17 03:19 am (UTC)Krycek talked to him...until he was dropped
From:Oh Krycek, Prefect totally thinks you're still here.
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Date: 2009-11-17 05:49 am (UTC)WelcomeYou're back.Private
Date: 2009-11-17 02:48 pm (UTC)Private
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:44 am (UTC)You scare him baby :c
Date: 2009-11-20 01:18 am (UTC)Uh...Hello.Yessssss!
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