86 - THE GRAND RETURN!

[buywithme]

Is this--

...

Comrades? Are we--

[There's a long pause.]


I have-- cons--


Comrades!

Consumers!

Allow me to extend my fondest and most sincere greetings to you from the end of history! I’m quite sure you know my name: Prefect. Are we not the most highly favored of all our kinds to be here? In this, our new chance? Our new and open doorway? The compilation of not only millennia of history and experience, but worlds upon worlds of variety and flavor, all compressed into one microcosmic existence? Lain out for us on a platter? Let us not mourn our misfortune or dream of escape, but rather, let us combine and create and expand in our scope and diversity! Once more unto the breach my friends once more! Let us immanentize the eschation!

Brothers, sisters, comrades, buy with me.



[Ooc: Okay, so Prefect is back, and where he was that week lasted a lot longer than it did here. As such, he's worried that the people he knew will have all either graduated or just vanished off. Instead of being sensible and asking, he's re-written his original greeting post in case he's just surrounded by strangers.]

Comments

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

All that means you want us to buy things?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I want you to embrace the loving inevitability of commerce, Comrade! What do you want, Brother? What fleeting whim goes unfulfilled? What don't you have?

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

What don't I have?

Just about everything I could possibly want. I doubt you could give it to me. They aren't the kinds of things you can just buy.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, with enough initiative, you can buy anything, besides, if you don't have any of the things you want then I can almost certainly get you some of them! Make a list!

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

Could we meet sometime to discuss it?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Of course, brother! I would be more than happy to come and discuss your order with you whenever and wherever is convenient!

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

What currency do people use here, or can we talk about then as well? I could make a list, a long list.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Currency here tends to work on a favor based bartering system! It's all very much negotiable. Make your list as long as you like! I'll do everything in my power to fulfill your needs!

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

That is the best news I've had since dying. When would be good for you?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, whenever is good for you is good for me! My only request is that it's after you've written your list, but before you've lost interest in it!

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

I'll have to see what I can offer. I think I can have my list ready later in the week.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Excellent, Comrade! I look forward to that day!