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Maybe it's possible for us to come up with a social contract under which we collectively pretend that floods like the last one just didn't happen? It feels like a lot of us enjoy each others suffering in a way that is inevitably going to come back around and make our lives uncomfortable at a later date.

[Filtered to wardens who Prefect is especially fond of. Rayne, Una, Kirk, Sexby, Four, The Marquis and Seven.]

Comrades, has anyone else noticed that Howie seems... particularly unlike himself, lately?

[Private to Howie]

Excuse me Comrade, I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about God?

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But Comrade, why is he being uppity and judgemental about smoking and stealing TV's but not about wardens murdering people?

You don't think that seems strange?

That thing from earlier? Some guy goes making claims and can't back it up... Not much anyone can do about that.

I know, but sister, it's Howie. He's like the Barge's substitute for Sam in the need to intrude into discussions and issues that could be volatile or inappropriate!

Why isn't he intruding?

Well... Can't argue with that.

Fatigue, maybe?

Edited 2011-03-14 00:33 (UTC)

Maybe.

Well, what's the alternative? Apathy through hypnotism?

[Prefect's private "this is the Barge, think of a ludicrous reason and you're more likely to be right" theory: BODY SWITCHING!

Prefect's official theory:]

No, I think you're right, Sister. I'm talking to him, and I think he's still upset about the last time he was killed.

This place really will work away at anybody, sounds like.

Edited 2011-03-14 16:11 (UTC)

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