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Comrades, If you should encounter a situation in which my inmate: "Barron Sharpe" is aggressively removing his gloves at you, I would like to officially authorize punching him as an acceptable preventative measure against his trying to hold your hand.

Under no circumstances should you allow him to hold your hand.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com
Comrade, I think we could all use a little more detail on what's so terrible about holding hands with your Inmate.

Date: 2011-02-19 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
He changes your memories!

Private

Date: 2011-02-19 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com
...

Not to tell you how to do your job or anything, but I'm pretty sure this is something you want to be telling the Admiral he can't do anymore. Is this related to how you were talking at him like a recently dumped boyfriend?
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I...

That's a fairly good point. I'll contact him. Still, don't let him try to hold your hand.

Yes. During the flood, he made me think that we'd been in a relationship for three months.

Private - oh Prefect :c

Date: 2011-02-19 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com
Prefect, I hope we know each other well enough by now that you know almost anyone trying to hold my hand is gonna get punched as a matter of principle.

Speaking of which, since you're a Warden and everything d'you want me to kick him down a flight of stairs for you? Because doing that is not okay.

Private

Date: 2011-02-19 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
This is true. And I trust your punching ability to deter him from trying more than once.

[Sigh. He's clearly tempted to say yes. BUT NO, TOO CLASSY.]

No, that's all right, Sister. I mean, everyone does stupid things during love floods, I tricked Sam into marrying me once. And... he did eventually tell me that he'd done it, once the flood ended.

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