OFFICIAL WARDEN ANNOUNCEMENT! Completely public.

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Comrades, If you should encounter a situation in which my inmate: "Barron Sharpe" is aggressively removing his gloves at you, I would like to officially authorize punching him as an acceptable preventative measure against his trying to hold your hand.

Under no circumstances should you allow him to hold your hand.

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This is true. And I trust your punching ability to deter him from trying more than once.

[Sigh. He's clearly tempted to say yes. BUT NO, TOO CLASSY.]

No, that's all right, Sister. I mean, everyone does stupid things during love floods, I tricked Sam into marrying me once. And... he did eventually tell me that he'd done it, once the flood ended.