OFFICIAL WARDEN ANNOUNCEMENT! Completely public.

[buywithme]

Comrades, If you should encounter a situation in which my inmate: "Barron Sharpe" is aggressively removing his gloves at you, I would like to officially authorize punching him as an acceptable preventative measure against his trying to hold your hand.

Under no circumstances should you allow him to hold your hand.

Comments

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Comrade, I think we could all use a little more detail on what's so terrible about holding hands with your Inmate.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He changes your memories!

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

...What happened, comrade?

Private

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

Not to tell you how to do your job or anything, but I'm pretty sure this is something you want to be telling the Admiral he can't do anymore. Is this related to how you were talking at him like a recently dumped boyfriend?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Nothing-- It wasn't anything bad, but there's a thing he can do, where if he touches your hand, he can change your memories, so if he tries to touch your hand, you should punch him.

Unless he has gloves on, if he has his gloves on he's probably just being friendly.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

This is why I need a new warden.

ohdear. O'brien's interested now.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

When you say 'change your memories' - is this by some sort of magic, comrade?

Private - Prefect won't, because I don't wanna cockblock ooc plotting :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I...

That's a fairly good point. I'll contact him. Still, don't let him try to hold your hand.

Yes. During the flood, he made me think that we'd been in a relationship for three months.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, if you don't want me telling people that you can change their memories then... be less likely to change their memories!

I can't believe you tried to tell me that the file wasn't about you!

:c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's magic, you hold his hand, and he can put any memories he wants into your head.

Private - oh Prefect :c

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Prefect, I hope we know each other well enough by now that you know almost anyone trying to hold my hand is gonna get punched as a matter of principle.

Speaking of which, since you're a Warden and everything d'you want me to kick him down a flight of stairs for you? Because doing that is not okay.

well. what do you expect? XP

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

Can he take them away, or just put them there?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that you actually think that I could just use that power whenever I want to. There are limits, you know. [Limits that he's just going to make up if you ask about it.]

And the file wasn't about me. [Still holding onto that one.]

[darknessb4me]

What.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

This is true. And I trust your punching ability to deter him from trying more than once.

[Sigh. He's clearly tempted to say yes. BUT NO, TOO CLASSY.]

No, that's all right, Sister. I mean, everyone does stupid things during love floods, I tricked Sam into marrying me once. And... he did eventually tell me that he'd done it, once the flood ended.

Prefect just worked out why you were asking.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade, do not ask him to alter your memories! Even if he could do what you wanted, he'd be far more likely to do something that was convenient to him, and just make you forget what you originally asked him for!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What are the limits?

And Comrade, you did to me what the person in the file is guilty of doing! And you have the same name as them, and you talked about the same people as the ones who are named in it, and... you are obviously the person in this file! It is obvious, Comrade!

Obvious!

private - and o'brien curses!

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

I never said I was going to, comrade.

and it's nothing I haven't done to myself, let's be real.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

My inmate has the ability to alter people's memories.

Please only punch him if he actually tries to use them on you, not just on principal.

private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You were thinking about it!

And don't anyway! You wouldn't have control over what he changed!

[darknessb4me]

How about if I ever see his face anywhere near me I get out a weapon?

Is he watching this? If you so much as look at me, you will get hurt.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

All right, Comrade. But don't use it on him unless he tries to touch you. Just... have faith in your scariness to deter him from trying anything.

Re: private

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

If I had a way around that, comrade, I still wouldn't tell you.

private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well... I hope you never do.

[darknessb4me]

And wait until I forget why I wanted to hurt him and I end up being his fucking lapdog? I don't think so.

[we might be displacing some unresolved Frostmourne Problems here.]