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buywithmeComrades, Consumers!
Frustrated by your workload as a warden? Annoyed by your inmates stubborn refusal to accept and embrace your moral directives? Sick of the ports, floods, and death tolling? Comrades, do not be disheartened! For Wardens in your position there are a wealth of options all available for a very reasonable price!
[He spreads his hands wide open, and gives one of those totally fake dazzling smiles that he's so good at.]
Our first, and most popular package deal is most appropriate for those of you still driven by the self interest of acquiring the promised reward of the Admiral! It comes with easy application, can be suited to even the most hectic of lifestyles, and many wardens have already adopted it into their program of inmate rehabilitation! It's simple:
Continue to act as though you're better than we are, while you simply stop caring! Stop responding! Ignore every problem as someone else's problem. Fellow warden having a breakdown? Ignore them! Inmate who you're not assigned to asks for help? Ignore them! Violent inmate publicly declares his intent to attack someone while roaming the halls looking for that person?
Ignore them all!
All this package costs is the well being and trust of the inmate population, and the mutual respect and consideration for each other that you're supposed to be teaching us, and Comrades, frankly I'm doing you a favor by taking those obstacles to a happier, calmer life off your hands!
But that's not all, for those of you so diametrically opposed to a life of responsibility that even this deal doesn't sound sufficient, The Factory does of course have an alternative! The price for this is slightly steeper, as it will impact upon your overall net earnings from your time on the Barge, but Brothers, Sisters, when it gets to the point where inmates are protecting each other and looking out for the wellfare of wardens not because they are reformed, but because you are not doing your jobs? Well, it's not as if you're likely to earn that deal on your own anyway! So we at the Factory would like to present an ongoing open offer to all wardens, application effective immediately:
[And the grin just drops away entirely, you get that CREEPY, COLD, DEAD EYED STARE HE USED TO TURN ON SAM WHEN HE WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE]
Leave.
Frustrated by your workload as a warden? Annoyed by your inmates stubborn refusal to accept and embrace your moral directives? Sick of the ports, floods, and death tolling? Comrades, do not be disheartened! For Wardens in your position there are a wealth of options all available for a very reasonable price!
[He spreads his hands wide open, and gives one of those totally fake dazzling smiles that he's so good at.]
Our first, and most popular package deal is most appropriate for those of you still driven by the self interest of acquiring the promised reward of the Admiral! It comes with easy application, can be suited to even the most hectic of lifestyles, and many wardens have already adopted it into their program of inmate rehabilitation! It's simple:
Continue to act as though you're better than we are, while you simply stop caring! Stop responding! Ignore every problem as someone else's problem. Fellow warden having a breakdown? Ignore them! Inmate who you're not assigned to asks for help? Ignore them! Violent inmate publicly declares his intent to attack someone while roaming the halls looking for that person?
Ignore them all!
All this package costs is the well being and trust of the inmate population, and the mutual respect and consideration for each other that you're supposed to be teaching us, and Comrades, frankly I'm doing you a favor by taking those obstacles to a happier, calmer life off your hands!
But that's not all, for those of you so diametrically opposed to a life of responsibility that even this deal doesn't sound sufficient, The Factory does of course have an alternative! The price for this is slightly steeper, as it will impact upon your overall net earnings from your time on the Barge, but Brothers, Sisters, when it gets to the point where inmates are protecting each other and looking out for the wellfare of wardens not because they are reformed, but because you are not doing your jobs? Well, it's not as if you're likely to earn that deal on your own anyway! So we at the Factory would like to present an ongoing open offer to all wardens, application effective immediately:
[And the grin just drops away entirely, you get that CREEPY, COLD, DEAD EYED STARE HE USED TO TURN ON SAM WHEN HE WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE]
Leave.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:03 am (UTC)FLATTEREDDDDD <3
From:ALL my wardens are indisposed. ALL. wow. this is weird.
Date: 2010-10-08 01:04 am (UTC)You have... a very good point, but my warden did help, comrade. As soon as I asked for it.
That's all I'm going to say, because otherwise, you're... kind of right. They spend a lot of attention on someone like that Borg Queen and entirely miss that you were getting hurt, not to mention the other things.
...I sort of contradicted myself there, comrade.
THEY HAVE EXCUSES :c
From:Borg-wibble, electrocution and... not being here. :/
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From:Private - o'brien is the king of inconsistency today.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
From:Private - And now something completely different.
From:Private - Prefect's instant response: IT'S A TRAP OF SOME KIND.
From:Re: Private - WHERE'S ADMIRAL ACKBAR? IT'S A TRAAAP!
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From:Private - Sorry for slow, the response to this post just killed me a bit.
From:Re: Private - That's totally understandable. <3
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:08 am (UTC)PREFECT IS CONFUSED
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:11 am (UTC)Private
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From:You really worry your barge father.
Date: 2010-10-08 01:11 am (UTC)Sorry daddy :c
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From:Private - Sorry Kirk, he worries because he can't really do anything himself.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:35 am (UTC)I already warned him. Next time, he won't get any.
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From:Private: Rayne, That was like, REALLY WEIRDLY TOUCHING.
From:Private: A small measure of platonic intimacy amidst the boredom and horrors...
From:Private: Just so she knows? Rayne has been upgraded from Comrade as default, to Sister as default.
From:Private: She knows him well enough to probably feel a tad honoured by that. c:
From:Private: RAYNE. You just win his happiness today!
From:Private: SUCCESS! She won't know about the gin...
From:Private: Until he turns up to this meeting hungover.
From:Private: There shall be tutting.
From:Private: He'll point to the pile of wardens jumping down his throat and ask what she would have done
From:Private: Exactly why she'd feel hypocritical punishing him.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:41 am (UTC)If you wish to impose a lump judgement, be informed that in many cases it is erroneous. If you wish to protest a particular warden or specific group, then please do so without a passively aggressive display.
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:41 am (UTC)Boat full of sociopaths, stuff happens. We can't be everywhere.
((Ray's unaffected! Also, I'm off to bed, so no more tags till tomorrow. :| Sorry.))
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Date: 2010-10-08 01:57 am (UTC)We are expected to be your warden. To guide, if I'm not mistaken...not hold your hand and spoon feed you.
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:14 am (UTC)I'm actually a bit envious. I would much rather my inmate were inclined to worry about me. One did save my life, but it isn't quite the same.
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:46 am (UTC)FLOOD IS GO FOR MARTHA. She offended him more than anyone else by talking to Data before him.
From:Poor Martha. This is what she gets for reading before responding.
From:Yep! And underestimating how on edge Prefect is today :c
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:47 am (UTC)Sorry, Cissie. Bad time for him :c
From:AFTER A PAUSE, because hey, HE'S GOT VALID POINTS
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-08 02:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
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From:Tagging from O'Brien's place now, and KINDA ON THE DRUNK SIDE.
From:Oh Prefect, why are you drinking. :c
From:Because no one is stopping him now :c
From::c Damnit he needs more people looking out for him
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Date: 2010-10-08 03:32 am (UTC)[She sounds like hell. Libby hasn't been feeling too happy recently and was shut up in her room.]
I've been...sick, and not as attentive as I should be, but I wish I could do something for you now.
I'm sorry, Libby :c
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From:I'm sorry, Libby. It's a bad day for it :c
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Date: 2010-10-08 04:25 am (UTC)I apologize for my previously rash reaction. I am on edge right now, and it was inappropriate given recent events you were subjected to. I hope Rayne makes you feel more secure in your situation.
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Date: 2010-10-08 06:47 am (UTC)HE FEELS LIKE THE FLOOD IS TO BLAME FOR THIS.
From:Ironic, because it's not. XD
From:BUT YOU KIND OF SCARE HIM
From:CRANE, SCARY? NEVER.
From:CREEPY, CREEPY MAN. Fortunately Prefect'll bitch to just about anyone now.
From:Crane likes bitching about wardens. It's his happy place.
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Date: 2010-10-08 08:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
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From:The wonders of slow hiatus tags. c:
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Date: 2010-10-08 12:39 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, Prefect.
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From:Private - this is IC-speak for "sorry my mun's a big space-case."
From:Private - PREFECT FORGIVES YOUR MUN, UNA <3
From:Private - Una's mun appreciates it! <3
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Date: 2010-10-09 10:32 am (UTC)[Arthas thinks you're funny! You know what else he thinks is funny? People with a limb nailed to the floor. They can only crawl in circles! It's pretty entertaining.]
I like you.
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