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Comrades, Consumers! I think probably maybe we're actually going to be O.K. because Kirk is really nothing at all like the Master OR Major West, and he's not taken any hostages or pretended to be the Admiral or set up any death traps and even though he's not really a very nice person sometimes and he's pushy and doesnt seem to understand that hitting someone in the arm isnt very good behavior for friends but hes actually O.K. and not so bad and he gave us all fizzy champagne Perfect for any barbecue, wedding or other social event which would be the constant envy of your friends and neibors AND he doesnt sound drunk.

PLUS the Admiral isnt very good anyway so i dont mind him not driving the ship for a bit.

Also drunk!

Date: 2009-08-04 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostdashing.livejournal.com
this is far toomany words, brother.

but you are still very pretty.

GO TEAM DRUNK!

Date: 2009-08-04 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Am I?

...Thank you.

Date: 2009-08-04 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
Your drunken testimony heartens me.

Way to look like his warden!

Date: 2009-08-04 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
It is accuract testimony and im not even very--

...

oh my god what did you do to your appearance?

Date: 2009-08-04 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
You cannot spell, sir, and everyone's drunk.

...I did nothing. I haven't even met you.
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I can spell just fine. Besides, Kirk really is a moderately acceptable person.

...Sam, you've got a beard.

[Pause]

I'm sorry, Comrade. You look like a hairier version of someone I know.

Date: 2009-08-04 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
Your testimony was noted, I promise you.

I was going to say, I think you have me mistaken. Who is this Sam gentleman? Does he really look like me?

Date: 2009-08-04 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
He looks... sort of like you? Only less ugl-- less hair, and no scar on his face. He might be a bit younger than you as well.

Date: 2009-08-04 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
Ah, I see. I'll have to look out for him. Is he a warden too? The scar, I cannot help, sir, as I'm sure you can appreciate.

annnd the drunkenness begins to creep back in.

Date: 2009-08-04 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
There's actually two of them, theress the Master who's an inmate and he wears a suit and has no sidebutrns and there's Sam, who's a waeden and wears shirts with enormous pointy collars and has sideburns and that's how you tell them apart.

How did you get your scar?

Date: 2009-08-04 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
Ah. Well, if we all look similar, then I'm the one with the beard and scar and no left hand. What kind of fellow calls himself 'the Master', anyway?

Mark of war. I was cut open by the enemy in the Netherlands. Lucky not to die, really.

Date: 2009-08-04 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
That would be a pretty strong defining feature, I suppose. The kind of fellow who likes to kill lots of people calls himself 'the Master'.

Who were you at war with? The Netherlands?

Date: 2009-08-04 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
And I look like this man? He is what, a murderer? Not a soldier, I take it?

No, Spain. I was fighting for the Dutch.

Date: 2009-08-04 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No, not a soldier. He's an alien, who may or may not have committed genocide.

I thought you were English?

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HE'S SO KIND.

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ISN'T HE JUST.

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Kind, and STILL DRUNK.

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Re: Kind, and STILL DRUNK.

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Date: 2009-08-04 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
Oh dear Lord...

Prefect, how much alcohol have you had?

Date: 2009-08-04 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
...some?

Not that much, Comrade. Have you had your champagne yeyt?

Date: 2009-08-04 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
A bit. I'll probably just save the rest of it for later.

LOGIC!

Date: 2009-08-04 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I think you should drink the rest. because you're the odd one out.

:P

Date: 2009-08-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
Nah, I think I'll pass. Like I said, maybe later.

Date: 2009-08-04 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Okay, Comrade.

[Private]

Hey, uh, is this... is it bothering you?

Private

Date: 2009-08-04 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
The takeover? ...yeah. I just can't help but think of when the Master took over, you know?

Private

Date: 2009-08-04 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The takeover. I don't think he understands what it was like the first time. He wasn't here for it, and he said he wouldn't let anyone get hurt...

...

It bothers me too though.

Private

Date: 2009-08-04 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
I don't think any of them were here for the first takeover. Which just pisses me off when they spout some crap like 'it'll be fine' and they won't listen to any of us.

People died the last time this happened. We've got a right to be pissed.

Private

Date: 2009-08-04 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
You're right, they weren't. I guess it just means... they can't link this back to what happened before. They don't get why people are so freaked out.

I mean, but, they're all captains? They've done this before? If those things try too come again then--

...

I think I might have another drink.

Private - Spam?

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