66 - An IMPORTANT DRUNKEN ANNOUNCMENT.

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Comrades, Consumers! I think probably maybe we're actually going to be O.K. because Kirk is really nothing at all like the Master OR Major West, and he's not taken any hostages or pretended to be the Admiral or set up any death traps and even though he's not really a very nice person sometimes and he's pushy and doesnt seem to understand that hitting someone in the arm isnt very good behavior for friends but hes actually O.K. and not so bad and he gave us all fizzy champagne Perfect for any barbecue, wedding or other social event which would be the constant envy of your friends and neibors AND he doesnt sound drunk.

PLUS the Admiral isnt very good anyway so i dont mind him not driving the ship for a bit.

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[Prefect takes a swig of his gin and moves to root around in one of the boxes, before finally pulling out a camping chair. He opens it up, and pushes it towards Harv one handed, before hopping back a little to sit on his desk. Thus settled, he drinks some more gin, giving Harvey an intent look.]

What don't you agree with him on?

[He pauses then, thinking, before he adds:]

And... do you think we have to agree with them to rehabilitate?

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Various things-the mafia for one.

[Harvey frowned, taking another swig of gin.]

And...I'm not really thinking like a Warden. I still want to do things like an inmate. I still want to punch some people and chuck some others off the Barge and things like that.

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How could he possibly disagree with you about the Mafia?

[Prefect asked, slightly aghast.]

Does he like them? Is he a member?

[He too, takes another swig of gin, before coming to a careful decision.]

Wardens suck, Comrade.

[Then he pauses, obviously thinking.]

Although... you might think like Rayne?

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It was more like my methods on how to deal with the Mafia than how we feel about the Mafia.

[More gin, down the hatch!]

Is Rayne the one who's suggestions basically amount to 'let's kill everyone'?

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[Prefect nods understandably]

Yeah, he said all this stuff to me, back when I said you were sort of entitled to kill the Mafia all things considered. Saying like, if I talked to you like that it'd bring back Two-Face, but...

[He trails off. They clearly need topping up, so Prefect tops them both up, and takes another drink. He gives a slight nod at Harvey's question.]

Mmm. She thinks we should be fitted with shock collars.

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[Harvey frowned, rolling his eyes slightly.]

I think I've got Two-Face down...I hope. I mean, ever since that incident with Baby and you, he hasn't popped back up yet.

[Here's hoping. Harvey took another drink of the gin, almost spitting it out at Prefect's next statement.]

Shock collars? That's pretty...well, pretty excessive. I mean, sure, sounds good for a bastard like the Master but you and me? Normal guys? That'd do more harm than help.