004 - He's enjoying this way, WAY too much!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Brothers! Sisters! Brothers who are sisters and sisters who were brothers! I know you're all secretly loving this! In regards of the sudden and spectacular rearranging of our needs, I would like to let you all know that for the next day I will be selling feminine hygiene products and masturbatory aides at a price that is practically GIVING THEM AWAY!

This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Piqued indeed. I also still have those bobbins I was offering earlier if you're interested in that particular experience?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Unless you've got something to offer that's an improvement upon what was available in my own time, I'm afraid I'm not interested.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I have.

I'm just weighing up my willingness to part with it...

Have you ever used an "electronic massage device" before?

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I don't believe so. What is it?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It's a rubber device shaped specifically to reach all those uncomfortable spots around the back of your neck and work out the tensions there.

By some wild coincidence it also happens to be the right size and shape for women to set it to a slightly different purpose. Think, "sonic screwdriver", but slightly bigger and with four more vibration settings.

Really works out the tensions.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

...What do you want for it?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I need some Hypodermic Syringes.

On the understanding that these might be tricky to get hold of I can give you the "massager" now while you're still in a position to use it and you can pay me once we're all turned back again.

As with all the deals I'm making here this is negotiable, at a push.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what hypodermic syringes even are.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Ahh, right, a man out of his era...

Okay, well, don't worry, why don't you make me an offer?

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

As you said I am a man of my era. Short of quill and turn of phrase, I've little in the way of services to offer. I would even offer you perhaps a bauble from my own collection. Various things, all hand crafted, some antiques, some with historical significance -- others with...functional applications.

Whatever should please you.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Disregard all other comments, I'll get the syringes somewhere else! I'd be completely willing to trade with you for something with a functional application!

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I can of course find out.

But you'll have to bear in mind that my ability to acquire much of anything is quite hindered while my Warden is feeling as unreasonable as she is.

...I wonder if she's still a "she" right now?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Ahh, that would be wonderful! Right now time is not so essential for me as it is for you. If you find you can get me them then I will expect you to do so, if not, then you can perhaps provide me with something else.

Either way, It's not as if I'm going to have a hard time tracking you down should you decide not to provide some sort of return for my efforts.

And rest assured, I look forward to finding out...