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Comrades! Brothers! Sisters! Brothers who are sisters and sisters who were brothers! I know you're all secretly loving this! In regards of the sudden and spectacular rearranging of our needs, I would like to let you all know that for the next day I will be selling feminine hygiene products and masturbatory aides at a price that is practically GIVING THEM AWAY!
This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!
This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!
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Date: 2008-09-05 11:35 pm (UTC)But you'll have to bear in mind that my ability to acquire much of anything is quite hindered while my Warden is feeling as unreasonable as she is.
...I wonder if she's still a "she" right now?
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Date: 2008-09-05 11:40 pm (UTC)Either way, It's not as if I'm going to have a hard time tracking you down should you decide not to provide some sort of return for my efforts.
And rest assured, I look forward to finding out...