004 - He's enjoying this way, WAY too much!

[buywithme]

Comrades! Brothers! Sisters! Brothers who are sisters and sisters who were brothers! I know you're all secretly loving this! In regards of the sudden and spectacular rearranging of our needs, I would like to let you all know that for the next day I will be selling feminine hygiene products and masturbatory aides at a price that is practically GIVING THEM AWAY!

This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!

Comments

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

You've piqued my curiosity.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

No. This'll only last a short while. I highly doubt I'll start...bleeding in the short time that I'll be a woman.

[onderhaus.livejournal.com]

Your devotion to capitalism is touching.