003 - Special Offer!
Sep. 4th, 2008 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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One week only special offer on packaging tape, screwdrivers, industrial lubricant and bobbins of all shapes and sizes!
For those of you currently feeling "inspired".
One week only special offer on packaging tape, screwdrivers, industrial lubricant and bobbins of all shapes and sizes!
For those of you currently feeling "inspired".
Sam's still slightly offended on the Master's behalf D:
Date: 2008-09-04 04:31 pm (UTC)You know it's a bad day when Prefect's mocking you via sales pitch.
Date: 2008-09-04 05:24 pm (UTC)For industrial textile work.
I'm sure you're industrial bobbin sized.
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:34 pm (UTC)Just about your exact doppleganger, what could his physical attributes possibly have to do with yours?
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:48 pm (UTC)Prefect likes people who choose to remain ignorant of things that scare them
Date: 2008-09-04 05:55 pm (UTC)Freedom from all those pesky streams of knowledge that will serve only to hang on and drag down your greater and truer soul! Reject all knowledge, all literature, all thought, and live in the blissful oblivion of your own making.
What Prefect likes isn't good for anybody! D:
Date: 2008-09-04 05:58 pm (UTC)Prefect likes subtle data collection for his ongoing projects. Yeah, it really isn't good...
Date: 2008-09-04 06:17 pm (UTC)Incidentally how representative would you say this piece of writing is of your personal tastes in the bedroom?
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:18 pm (UTC)From what I've seen? Not at all.
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)I'm the one person on board who happens to think you're always right.
I'll just put you down for the opposite of everything described here thenSam doesn't like you *WEEPS*
Date: 2008-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)Sam has good instincts.
Date: 2008-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)Oh, and as a free sample, a welcoming gift to the barge, and to breed a little good will considering your poor spirits, I'll give you some advice, no charge.
That clown is likely to attempt to touch you inappropriately!
Oh that made me LOL HARD
Date: 2008-09-04 06:47 pm (UTC)I can't say I didn't expect that from a clown. They don't have the best of reputations.
I TRY! Joker just happens to scare the absolute bajeezus out of Prefect.
Date: 2008-09-04 06:54 pm (UTC)Did I mention that he might try to touch you inappropriately with the razors that someone may have sold him based on the incorrect assumption that the Admiral would take them away?
That's how Crane feels! They can huddle together
Date: 2008-09-04 06:57 pm (UTC)Oh, you're kidding. And nobody's tried to stop him? There's been no... lockdown or anything?
What sort of prison is this?!
Prefect can live with the fear serum if Crane can live with being periodically posted on ebay!
Date: 2008-09-04 07:07 pm (UTC)Well you just read him threatening to strangle me with wire and deigned not to intervene.
Not a very good one, and escape appears impossible.
Sam's planning on doing one of his typically painful "I'll stop the baddies alone!" things :(
Date: 2008-09-04 07:23 pm (UTC)There's a reason I agreed to go meet him.
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 06:08 pm (UTC)[OOC: Decisions, decisions! Sam is wary of Joker... But I wanna see what happens if they meet!]
Aww... Whatever shall Sammy do?!
Date: 2008-09-04 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:28 pm (UTC)