003 - Special Offer!
Sep. 4th, 2008 10:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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One week only special offer on packaging tape, screwdrivers, industrial lubricant and bobbins of all shapes and sizes!
For those of you currently feeling "inspired".
One week only special offer on packaging tape, screwdrivers, industrial lubricant and bobbins of all shapes and sizes!
For those of you currently feeling "inspired".
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Date: 2008-09-04 12:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 12:15 pm (UTC)Appreciation of literature is one of these qualities.
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Date: 2008-09-04 12:16 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2008-09-04 12:25 pm (UTC)Consider it pre-payed. The reading material you've already circulated is really quite priceless.
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Date: 2008-09-04 04:46 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2008-09-04 05:17 pm (UTC)Sam's still slightly offended on the Master's behalf D:
Date: 2008-09-04 04:31 pm (UTC)You know it's a bad day when Prefect's mocking you via sales pitch.
Date: 2008-09-04 05:24 pm (UTC)For industrial textile work.
I'm sure you're industrial bobbin sized.
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:34 pm (UTC)Just about your exact doppleganger, what could his physical attributes possibly have to do with yours?
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:48 pm (UTC)Prefect likes people who choose to remain ignorant of things that scare them
Date: 2008-09-04 05:55 pm (UTC)Freedom from all those pesky streams of knowledge that will serve only to hang on and drag down your greater and truer soul! Reject all knowledge, all literature, all thought, and live in the blissful oblivion of your own making.
What Prefect likes isn't good for anybody! D:
Date: 2008-09-04 05:58 pm (UTC)Prefect likes subtle data collection for his ongoing projects. Yeah, it really isn't good...
Date: 2008-09-04 06:17 pm (UTC)Incidentally how representative would you say this piece of writing is of your personal tastes in the bedroom?
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:18 pm (UTC)From what I've seen? Not at all.
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)I'm the one person on board who happens to think you're always right.
I'll just put you down for the opposite of everything described here thenSam doesn't like you *WEEPS*
Date: 2008-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)Sam has good instincts.
Date: 2008-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)Oh, and as a free sample, a welcoming gift to the barge, and to breed a little good will considering your poor spirits, I'll give you some advice, no charge.
That clown is likely to attempt to touch you inappropriately!
Oh that made me LOL HARD
From:I TRY! Joker just happens to scare the absolute bajeezus out of Prefect.
From:That's how Crane feels! They can huddle together
From:Prefect can live with the fear serum if Crane can live with being periodically posted on ebay!
From:Sam's planning on doing one of his typically painful "I'll stop the baddies alone!" things :(
From:no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 06:08 pm (UTC)[OOC: Decisions, decisions! Sam is wary of Joker... But I wanna see what happens if they meet!]
Aww... Whatever shall Sammy do?!
Date: 2008-09-04 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-09-04 05:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 05:51 pm (UTC)Flat ended screwdrivers my friend, they can be sharpened, and if you push hard enough they'd probably fulfill your needs, but they aren't in and of themselves sharp.
The Contract stands. No freebies.
TASTE MY LEGAL LOOPHOLE CLOWN BOY!no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 06:14 pm (UTC)Kill me if you must, but never accuse me of voiding my own contract!Let me tell you something about how I work Joker. I'm not some two bit corner store sweetheart you can muscle in on for protection money. Nor am I some hard ass Mafioso who'll give his friends better deals and reject his enemies. You had something I wanted, I had something you wanted, we made a deal.
I'm not here to hand out freebies to the nicest or the smartest or the freakiest or the strongest, or even the most deranged. I'm not here to be dragged down, as others might be, by the risks of selling weapons to murderers, or drugs to junkies, or anything to the people who hate me. I'm not here to make deals based on how much I like you or how likely you are to murder me.
I'm in it for the purity of profit. So If you there's something you want stop trying to scare it out of me and make me a damn offer.
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Date: 2008-09-04 06:39 pm (UTC)... It's not about the money. Not in any way you're able to understand. The purity of profit... of trading for something greater than you are first given, disregarding the futile and aging concepts of charity, preference, ethics, legality, respect, stripping them away to the bare bones of commerce.
It's almost spiritual.
Spend long enough at the top and you forget how simple it can all be. So Comrade, Brother, Joker, unless you can offer me something I want, I'm afraid you have nothing else to offer me.
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Date: 2008-09-04 08:27 pm (UTC)I'd hate to set a price you couldn't meet Comrade... but I could really use a pair of gloves, black, leather, definitely NOT fingerless. If you can't get hold of them then we can re-negotiate without too much trouble.
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Date: 2008-09-04 09:07 pm (UTC)And while I suppose I could accept purple gloves if you have absolutely no other options, but dying leather is so much effort...
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And you want a screw driver in return?
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Date: 2008-09-04 07:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-04 09:14 pm (UTC)