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From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
You don't have to explain yourself to me comrade, It's an admirable philosophy as far as I'm concerned.

Incidentally how representative would you say this piece of writing is of your personal tastes in the bedroom?

Date: 2008-09-04 06:18 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (HELL NAW)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
It's not my philosophy! You're just throwing words around and hoping some of it sticks!

From what I've seen? Not at all.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Comrade, right or wrong, you really don't have to explain yourself to me.

I'm the one person on board who happens to think you're always right.

I'll just put you down for the opposite of everything described here then

Sam has good instincts.

Date: 2008-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
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Oh, and as a free sample, a welcoming gift to the barge, and to breed a little good will considering your poor spirits, I'll give you some advice, no charge.



That clown is likely to attempt to touch you inappropriately!

Oh that made me LOL HARD

Date: 2008-09-04 06:47 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (ugh)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
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I can't say I didn't expect that from a clown. They don't have the best of reputations.
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
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Did I mention that he might try to touch you inappropriately with the razors that someone may have sold him based on the incorrect assumption that the Admiral would take them away?

That's how Crane feels! They can huddle together

Date: 2008-09-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: (armed bastards)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
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Oh, you're kidding. And nobody's tried to stop him? There's been no... lockdown or anything?

What sort of prison is this?!
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
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Well you just read him threatening to strangle me with wire and deigned not to intervene.

Not a very good one, and escape appears impossible.
bythe_books: (I'm a policeman officer!)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
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There's a reason I agreed to go meet him.

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