buywithme | 31 - Prefect LACKS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Comrades! Consumers! Merry Christmas one and all! We would like to take this opportunity to announce that despite feeling general goodwill and cheer towards all men and women in this festive holiday season, neither the Factory nor its representatives are able to accept donations from any of our paying customers or our Warden.

Please come to your nearest designated Factory outlet at your earliest convenience, where you will be able to reclaim your gifts.

[Prefect has politely left the plant and the fabric outside his door for Sam and Harvey to come and take them back. Although he did it with a little reluctance. Interestingly, he appears to have deemed that the tax return is not a gift, and is busily working on it.

While wearing the Doctors Scarf.

Which he may never take off.]

Added later:

[Private to the Admiral]

Is the Barge for sale?

[Private to the Doctor]

Is your spaceship for sale?

[Private, just to himself]

In retrospect this is probably not something I should have pretended I might be able to do...

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Do have any idea how much my autographs are worth, my friend? Or better yet, a nude photograph! Yes, celebrate, the great and magnificent Q - now with mortal flesh! A more splendid example, there's never been!

Alternatively, if I manage to do what I hope to do with it, I can grant just about any wish you desire... How does turning the barge into officially sanctioned Factory property sound?

...How much are your autographs worth?

My friend, where some settle for national or even global notoriety, I have multiversal fame! Imagine that - a currency able to be exchanged, no matter the financial system you find!

I'm worth more than a cloning facility with Elvis Presley on call.

But Comrade, I'd never heard of you before I came here...

Well... Maybe you ought to dig a little deeper! I'm not known by only the one name.

Don't ask the Brax, though. Their sense of humour takes a little... Getting used to.

31 - Prefect LACKS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

"I'm a Prefect and I sell FIIIIISH. >:-O"

Prefect is ALMOST kind of gullable...

Q Speaks Truth!

Prefect QUESTIONS YOUR TRUTH

Yeah? Well, Q questions your FACE! So, THERE!