31 - Prefect LACKS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
Dec. 26th, 2008 01:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithmeComrades! Consumers! Merry Christmas one and all! We would like to take this opportunity to announce that despite feeling general goodwill and cheer towards all men and women in this festive holiday season, neither the Factory nor its representatives are able to accept donations from any of our paying customers or our Warden.
Please come to your nearest designated Factory outlet at your earliest convenience, where you will be able to reclaim your gifts.
[Prefect has politely left the plant and the fabric outside his door for Sam and Harvey to come and take them back. Although he did it with a little reluctance. Interestingly, he appears to have deemed that the tax return is not a gift, and is busily working on it.
While wearing the Doctors Scarf.
Which he may never take off.]
Added later:
[Private to the Admiral]
Is the Barge for sale?
[Private to the Doctor]
Is your spaceship for sale?
[Private, just to himself]
In retrospect this is probably not something I should have pretended I might be able to do...
Please come to your nearest designated Factory outlet at your earliest convenience, where you will be able to reclaim your gifts.
[Prefect has politely left the plant and the fabric outside his door for Sam and Harvey to come and take them back. Although he did it with a little reluctance. Interestingly, he appears to have deemed that the tax return is not a gift, and is busily working on it.
While wearing the Doctors Scarf.
Which he may never take off.]
Added later:
[Private to the Admiral]
Is the Barge for sale?
[Private to the Doctor]
Is your spaceship for sale?
[Private, just to himself]
In retrospect this is probably not something I should have pretended I might be able to do...
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Sam is pointedly not taking it back
Date: 2008-12-26 01:58 am (UTC)Well PROBABLY IT'LL JUST STAY THERE UNTIL IT DIES THEN. Or until Prefect cracks and takes it in..
Date: 2008-12-26 02:02 am (UTC)Kurt is plotting to get you a living thing. One that can't be returned! Which...likely won't happen
Date: 2008-12-26 02:22 am (UTC)IF HE CAN'T RETURN IT? He'll CRAFTILY PAY YOU.
Date: 2008-12-26 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-26 02:24 am (UTC)Failure to do so shall result in your undertaking the forfeit of my choice.
1/2 - Prefect thinks he's kinda screwed here
Date: 2008-12-26 02:27 am (UTC)2/2 - THEN HE REALIZES!
Date: 2008-12-26 02:29 am (UTC)The Doctor has a space ship!Okay, I'll see what I can do!
This is why we all so adore him!
Date: 2008-12-26 02:35 am (UTC)HE IS GOING TO REGRET AGREEING TO ATTEMPT THIS :C
Date: 2008-12-26 03:16 am (UTC)"I'm a Prefect and I sell FIIIIISH. >:-O"
Date: 2008-12-26 03:32 am (UTC)Alternatively, if I manage to do what I hope to do with it, I can grant just about any wish you desire... How does turning the barge into officially sanctioned Factory property sound?
Prefect is ALMOST kind of gullable...
Date: 2008-12-28 08:57 pm (UTC)Q Speaks Truth!
Date: 2008-12-29 12:45 am (UTC)I'm worth more than a cloning facility with Elvis Presley on call.
Prefect QUESTIONS YOUR TRUTH
Date: 2008-12-29 01:01 am (UTC)Yeah? Well, Q questions your FACE! So, THERE!
Date: 2008-12-29 01:05 am (UTC)Don't ask the Brax, though. Their sense of humour takes a little... Getting used to.
Harv is not taking it back either. Sorry!
Date: 2008-12-26 02:27 am (UTC)BUT, BUT, BUT... :c
Date: 2008-12-26 02:29 am (UTC)The Doctor responds to Prefect...as he didn't explicitly imply WHICH Doctor he was talking to...:3
Date: 2008-12-27 06:41 am (UTC)Prefect barely knows the other Doctor exists!
Date: 2008-12-28 08:53 pm (UTC)