buywithme | 31 - Prefect LACKS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Comrades! Consumers! Merry Christmas one and all! We would like to take this opportunity to announce that despite feeling general goodwill and cheer towards all men and women in this festive holiday season, neither the Factory nor its representatives are able to accept donations from any of our paying customers or our Warden.

Please come to your nearest designated Factory outlet at your earliest convenience, where you will be able to reclaim your gifts.

[Prefect has politely left the plant and the fabric outside his door for Sam and Harvey to come and take them back. Although he did it with a little reluctance. Interestingly, he appears to have deemed that the tax return is not a gift, and is busily working on it.

While wearing the Doctors Scarf.

Which he may never take off.]

Added later:

[Private to the Admiral]

Is the Barge for sale?

[Private to the Doctor]

Is your spaceship for sale?

[Private, just to himself]

In retrospect this is probably not something I should have pretended I might be able to do...

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Comrade, I would very much like to purchase a starship. You have precisely one week in which to deliver it.

Failure to do so shall result in your undertaking the forfeit of my choice.

...

~~The Doctor has a space ship!~~

Okay, I'll see what I can do!

Excellent, Comrade! I'll gather my purchasing commodity, forthwith.

Excellent, how are you planning on on paying for this again?

Do have any idea how much my autographs are worth, my friend? Or better yet, a nude photograph! Yes, celebrate, the great and magnificent Q - now with mortal flesh! A more splendid example, there's never been!

Alternatively, if I manage to do what I hope to do with it, I can grant just about any wish you desire... How does turning the barge into officially sanctioned Factory property sound?

...How much are your autographs worth?

My friend, where some settle for national or even global notoriety, I have multiversal fame! Imagine that - a currency able to be exchanged, no matter the financial system you find!

I'm worth more than a cloning facility with Elvis Presley on call.

But Comrade, I'd never heard of you before I came here...

Well... Maybe you ought to dig a little deeper! I'm not known by only the one name.

Don't ask the Brax, though. Their sense of humour takes a little... Getting used to.

Sorry, but exactly which incarnation of me are you speaking about? There's two of me here...so it gets quite...confusing.

You! You have a space ship don't you?

31 - Prefect LACKS CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Sam is pointedly not taking it back

Well PROBABLY IT'LL JUST STAY THERE UNTIL IT DIES THEN. Or until Prefect cracks and takes it in..

Kurt is plotting to get you a living thing. One that can't be returned! Which...likely won't happen

IF HE CAN'T RETURN IT? He'll CRAFTILY PAY YOU.

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1/2 - Prefect thinks he's kinda screwed here

2/2 - THEN HE REALIZES!

This is why we all so adore him!

HE IS GOING TO REGRET AGREEING TO ATTEMPT THIS :C

"I'm a Prefect and I sell FIIIIISH. >:-O"

Prefect is ALMOST kind of gullable...

Q Speaks Truth!

Prefect QUESTIONS YOUR TRUTH

Yeah? Well, Q questions your FACE! So, THERE!

Harv is not taking it back either. Sorry!

BUT, BUT, BUT... :c

The Doctor responds to Prefect...as he didn't explicitly imply WHICH Doctor he was talking to...:3

Prefect barely knows the other Doctor exists!