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Are you feeling the sting of loss in your life? The desperate cravings of inadequacy? Has your warden cut you off from something you long for and miss, or your inmate made it impossible to enjoy one of your former pleasures? Brothers, sisters, such times sting all of us at some point, but let these losses not deter us from our purer functions! Let them not drive us into states of brooding disapproval or let us search for an unmatchable fulfillment in our own souls! No, for doing this will only drag us deeper into the mindless quagmire of our own stinging loss! Comrades, instead let us ask ourselves why? What would really cure this pain? Not sitting alone in our rooms, nor distracting ourselves with the idle pleasures of company, NO Comrades! Do not be fooled by the blithe bragging of snake oil salesmen promising you gain through loss! Don't listen to the clamoring priests and evangelicals of loneliness and self indulgence! Comrades, the ache of loss is a physical manifestation of your own, wounded being, and can only be solved by the glorious deliverance of commerce!
Of products, Comrades!
It is in this spirit of hope that the Factory is forced to announce a brief intermission of access to our current stock. Know that we too feel the absence of that which we are cut off from, and that we will be there in sympathy and availability in your own times of hardship! Please direct any and all orders to our on site staff, who will endeavor to provide the very best of service even through this difficult period.
Comrades, believe always in strength through commerce! Through the bonds of the corporate family we are made whole, If you can not buy with me today, buy with me tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, once more unto the breach, and onto every breach!
Amen.
Are you feeling the sting of loss in your life? The desperate cravings of inadequacy? Has your warden cut you off from something you long for and miss, or your inmate made it impossible to enjoy one of your former pleasures? Brothers, sisters, such times sting all of us at some point, but let these losses not deter us from our purer functions! Let them not drive us into states of brooding disapproval or let us search for an unmatchable fulfillment in our own souls! No, for doing this will only drag us deeper into the mindless quagmire of our own stinging loss! Comrades, instead let us ask ourselves why? What would really cure this pain? Not sitting alone in our rooms, nor distracting ourselves with the idle pleasures of company, NO Comrades! Do not be fooled by the blithe bragging of snake oil salesmen promising you gain through loss! Don't listen to the clamoring priests and evangelicals of loneliness and self indulgence! Comrades, the ache of loss is a physical manifestation of your own, wounded being, and can only be solved by the glorious deliverance of commerce!
Of products, Comrades!
It is in this spirit of hope that the Factory is forced to announce a brief intermission of access to our current stock. Know that we too feel the absence of that which we are cut off from, and that we will be there in sympathy and availability in your own times of hardship! Please direct any and all orders to our on site staff, who will endeavor to provide the very best of service even through this difficult period.
Comrades, believe always in strength through commerce! Through the bonds of the corporate family we are made whole, If you can not buy with me today, buy with me tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, once more unto the breach, and onto every breach!
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Private - Cause Harv's paranoid.
Date: 2008-12-14 12:29 am (UTC)...and that's how I got my scar.
Private - And Prefect is a bit distraught now.
Date: 2008-12-14 12:39 am (UTC)...
Comrade, I'm sorry.
Why did you decide not to get the skin grafts?
Private - Sorry!
Date: 2008-12-14 02:25 am (UTC)Private - BAAAWWWWWWW XD
Date: 2008-12-14 02:33 am (UTC)But Comrade, if you don't hide it, then surely you're not actually two faced?
Private - Is he now a worried little robot?
Date: 2008-12-14 02:52 am (UTC)Private - He is! Poor big sorta scary big brother Prefect never had!
Date: 2008-12-14 02:58 am (UTC)...How did you change so much?
Private - Sorry for freaking you our little brother. =<
Date: 2008-12-14 03:35 am (UTC)...I heard Rachel die. I heard her last words. Then, I was killed by somebody who used to be a 'friend', in the loosest sense of the word.
Private - You should be! Nothing on the Barge normally commits this heinous crime!
Date: 2008-12-14 03:46 am (UTC)Why did your friend kill you?
Private - Except for touching.
Date: 2008-12-14 04:13 am (UTC)I changed. My methods for taking care of the mob were a bit...different from most people's.
Private - And offers of friendship :c
Date: 2008-12-14 04:39 am (UTC)Private - Aw, poor little robot.
Date: 2008-12-14 04:50 am (UTC)Private - It's okay, as long as he has his boxes and his customers there's no problem
Date: 2008-12-14 04:24 pm (UTC)Private - Hooray!
Date: 2008-12-14 09:09 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2008-12-14 09:38 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2008-12-14 09:52 pm (UTC)