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Amen.
Are you feeling the sting of loss in your life? The desperate cravings of inadequacy? Has your warden cut you off from something you long for and miss, or your inmate made it impossible to enjoy one of your former pleasures? Brothers, sisters, such times sting all of us at some point, but let these losses not deter us from our purer functions! Let them not drive us into states of brooding disapproval or let us search for an unmatchable fulfillment in our own souls! No, for doing this will only drag us deeper into the mindless quagmire of our own stinging loss! Comrades, instead let us ask ourselves why? What would really cure this pain? Not sitting alone in our rooms, nor distracting ourselves with the idle pleasures of company, NO Comrades! Do not be fooled by the blithe bragging of snake oil salesmen promising you gain through loss! Don't listen to the clamoring priests and evangelicals of loneliness and self indulgence! Comrades, the ache of loss is a physical manifestation of your own, wounded being, and can only be solved by the glorious deliverance of commerce!
Of products, Comrades!
It is in this spirit of hope that the Factory is forced to announce a brief intermission of access to our current stock. Know that we too feel the absence of that which we are cut off from, and that we will be there in sympathy and availability in your own times of hardship! Please direct any and all orders to our on site staff, who will endeavor to provide the very best of service even through this difficult period.
Comrades, believe always in strength through commerce! Through the bonds of the corporate family we are made whole, If you can not buy with me today, buy with me tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, once more unto the breach, and onto every breach!
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Date: 2008-12-12 02:27 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2008-12-13 12:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-13 12:35 am (UTC)Oh, and thanks for the suit. It fits like a glove.
OH HARVEY, you made a robot happy!
Date: 2008-12-13 12:55 am (UTC)I think you're "something else" too, Comrade!
Aw! Prefect is just SO CUTE when he's happy.
Date: 2008-12-13 12:58 am (UTC)Ah, thanks I guess.
Then Harvey has made him ADORABLE!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:02 am (UTC)You're welcome!
A happy Prefect is a healthy Prefect!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:15 am (UTC)And a healthy Prefect can SERVE THE FACTORY WELL!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:21 am (UTC)YES!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:31 am (UTC)...of course, for you the added bonus of making something for people to buy would be good, wouldn't it?
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Date: 2008-12-13 01:37 am (UTC)The better I am at that? The better I'm can fulfill my function.
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Date: 2008-12-13 01:41 am (UTC)1/2 - And happy Prefect is gone all of a sudden :c
Date: 2008-12-13 01:45 am (UTC)2/2
Date: 2008-12-13 01:45 am (UTC)Observant Harv is observant (and slightly out of the loop)
Date: 2008-12-13 01:47 am (UTC)What's wrong?
...oh. You were the one who died earlier, weren't you?
Aww, keen eyes there Mr Dent!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:49 am (UTC)Yes.
Now he feels bad about himself.
Date: 2008-12-13 01:54 am (UTC)Oh Harv! Prefect DENIES YOUR GUILT!
Date: 2008-12-13 01:58 am (UTC)That still won't make him stop feeling bad.
Date: 2008-12-13 02:02 am (UTC)Aww Harvey! Your concern is most adorable!
Date: 2008-12-13 02:06 am (UTC)Aand now he's annoyed at stupid Sam.
Date: 2008-12-13 02:08 am (UTC)Prefect kind of loves you now Harvey <3
Date: 2008-12-13 02:12 am (UTC)Aww! <3 Harv's like the slightly scary big brother Prefect never had.
Date: 2008-12-13 02:17 am (UTC)Do you want me to talk to him?
HE REALLY IS! Prefect finds this both slightly disconcerting, and oddly comforting.
Date: 2008-12-13 02:20 am (UTC)...Thank you for offering though.
xD Harv just is in super protective mode.
Date: 2008-12-13 02:26 am (UTC)You're welcome.
And despite the fact that Prefect will never actually say it, he' really grateful that you care <3
Date: 2008-12-13 02:30 am (UTC)AAH HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT. <3
From:He practices in front of a mirror JUST FOR YOU HARVEY <3
From:YAY. Strikes readable if you try hard enough.
From:If Prefect sees crossed out things he assumes that he's not meant to read them, so he doesn't :c
From:Good little robot?
From:In the Prefect, Scar quality olympics?
From:Harv is not sure whether he should be scared or happy. xD
From:A little of both is probably a good idea, Prefect's trying to be nice, but he's kind of an idiot!
From:Oh Prefect, you robot you.
From:His robot brain is powering up the curiosity section!
From:Private - Cause Harv's paranoid.
From:Private - And Prefect is a bit distraught now.
From:Private - Sorry!
From:Private - BAAAWWWWWWW XD
From:Private - Is he now a worried little robot?
From:Private - He is! Poor big sorta scary big brother Prefect never had!
From:Private - Sorry for freaking you our little brother. =<
From:Private - You should be! Nothing on the Barge normally commits this heinous crime!
From:Private - Except for touching.
From:Private - And offers of friendship :c
From:Private - Aw, poor little robot.
From:Private - It's okay, as long as he has his boxes and his customers there's no problem
From:Private - Hooray!
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