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[Video clicks on, and HELLO THERE, It's SHERIFF PREFECT! He's got a hat, and a badge, and a gun, and they're all in shot. Yeah, he wants you to know it.]

It's come to my attention that we got a few new faces recently come into town. Now, I ain't doubting that the most of you are just decent, law abiding folk who I hope to come to know as fellow citizens of this fair camp. I just wanna take the chance to say howdy to Y'all, and make myself known. The name's John Prefect, and round these parts I am the law. Now, y'all have chosen a pretty rough and tumble place to come rest your boots here, but the people are decent, and you got any problems, I would humbly fuckin' urge you to bring to me or one'a my deputies.

'cept maybe that good for nothing sonuvabitch Frankie.

[COUGH COUGH, DID HE SAY THAT? NAH, HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.]

Now, y'all good and decent folk can just cast your eyes elsewhere for this next part:

Attention shitkickers, rabble rousers, and alla them who're lacking in a sense of civil fuckin' decency. I just wanna make one thing clear:

This is my town. You try to fuck it? And I will fuck you, son. You are in the South now, worse shit than you even knew existed has rolled through here, and the Law has stayed the Law. My job will get done. So before you make the biggest mistake'a your life and walk into this town thinkin' that you can cross us here? You best take the time to ponder how you wanna be makin' your exit. Get lucky and it'll be pickin' up your teeth? Get unlucky, and it'll be in a wooden box.

Y'all got the chance of a fresh start comin' here. Don't waste it.

[And with a nod to the Camera, Sheriff Prefect reaches forward, and clicks off.]

[ooc: Feel free to spam him with reports of crime, or CRIMINAL VILLAINY, or just... lazy good ol' boy hanging out in the sheriff's office!]

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

And what trade might you be in, George Allen of the New York Allens?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Oh, nothing much.

[NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG.]

I'm just a clerk.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[PINKERTONS? NO ONE LIKES PINKERTONS! >C But not knowing that, Prefect laughs good naturedly.]

A Clerk? Wouldn'a thought there was much work down here for a budding New York clerk. What brings you down to us?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[Nah, they didn't start infiltrating the unions until the 1870's. In the 60's they were still going strong off that 'saved Lincoln' fame.]

My uncle, God rest his soul, died and left me some money. So I got it in my mind to become a rancher with it.

[Actually, he's on the trail of a stage coach bandit and shifty land developer.]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[OH GOOD! I have... the worst American history knowledge, because lol Engrish :c]

Well sir I'll tell you truly that this is exactly the kind of place to follow that call! You got yourself a patch of land sorted out?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[American history is actually very interesting provided you learn it on your own and not in an American school, in which case it is very boring and also 80% incorrect. Fun Pinks fact: they gave the US their first female detective.]

Not as yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

[Before unscrupulous sorts start trying to sell him walls in China. George has one of those faces. Thank goddness he doesn't use it for evil.]