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[buywithme]

[Video clicks on, and HELLO THERE, It's SHERIFF PREFECT! He's got a hat, and a badge, and a gun, and they're all in shot. Yeah, he wants you to know it.]

It's come to my attention that we got a few new faces recently come into town. Now, I ain't doubting that the most of you are just decent, law abiding folk who I hope to come to know as fellow citizens of this fair camp. I just wanna take the chance to say howdy to Y'all, and make myself known. The name's John Prefect, and round these parts I am the law. Now, y'all have chosen a pretty rough and tumble place to come rest your boots here, but the people are decent, and you got any problems, I would humbly fuckin' urge you to bring to me or one'a my deputies.

'cept maybe that good for nothing sonuvabitch Frankie.

[COUGH COUGH, DID HE SAY THAT? NAH, HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.]

Now, y'all good and decent folk can just cast your eyes elsewhere for this next part:

Attention shitkickers, rabble rousers, and alla them who're lacking in a sense of civil fuckin' decency. I just wanna make one thing clear:

This is my town. You try to fuck it? And I will fuck you, son. You are in the South now, worse shit than you even knew existed has rolled through here, and the Law has stayed the Law. My job will get done. So before you make the biggest mistake'a your life and walk into this town thinkin' that you can cross us here? You best take the time to ponder how you wanna be makin' your exit. Get lucky and it'll be pickin' up your teeth? Get unlucky, and it'll be in a wooden box.

Y'all got the chance of a fresh start comin' here. Don't waste it.

[And with a nod to the Camera, Sheriff Prefect reaches forward, and clicks off.]

[ooc: Feel free to spam him with reports of crime, or CRIMINAL VILLAINY, or just... lazy good ol' boy hanging out in the sheriff's office!]

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[takencareofyou.livejournal.com]

[And one of the good hardworking townsfolk is just amused as hell by this.]


Keeping the city safe sheriff?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Just makin' sure that any newcomers are aware of how we operate 'round here.

Private - voice

[una_persson]

[Forward-dated to sometime after this conversation; next morning, maybe. Mrs Pearson sounds particularly sniffy with Sheriff Prefect, because she has never, ever held with his kind of language. But she's got information for him.]

Sheriff Prefect. Would you happen to be acquainted with a US Marshal named Thornberry?

Private - voice

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Prefect's voice instantly goes polite and soft in tone. Because it don't do no good to be upsetting Mrs Pearson.]

I'm afraid not, Maam. Ain't got much stock with the US Marshals myself.

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

All in a day's work, Sheriff?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is, Maam. Seems to me that it'd be my responsibility to make sure that there ain't no cocksucker who's uninformed as to his chances should he wrong the people of this camp.

Private

[timesbureaucrat]

Thank you for that, Sheriff.

I'd like you boys to keep a particular close eye on that foreigner who just rolled in. I don't trust that sort.

And make sure that Mr. and Mrs. Reaver have a nice stay in town. They could do good things for this town and I don't want to hear any reports about them or their people being harassed or given any trouble.

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Don't you worry none, Mr Narvin. The law stays the law here, ain't no one who isn't served it's protection, and ain't no one who don't answer to it neither.

[AKA: DON'T GET YOUR POLITICS ALL UP IN MY COWBOY WAYS.]

So. You like the sound of that railroad comin' in, do ya?

HE HEARD THAT. Also, I has a log posted :D

[vfranklinmott.livejournal.com]

Who are you calling a good-for-nothing? I pull my weight 'round here just like the rest of 'em!

LOL SORRY FRANKLIN! And :D I shall throw Prefect in shortly!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Don't get your bloomers twisted, Frankie. I was just hecklin'.

[HE REALLY WASN'T.]

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

You mind if I come down to ask you a couple questions, Sheriff?

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Door's open. You mind if I ask you a couple first? Like who you are and what this is regarding?

[deepdowndark.livejournal.com]

[somewhere in the back of a cell, Sheriff, there's a thud.

Adam rolls over on the floor and pushes himself to his feet,]

Where the fuck am I, cocksuck... [oh, it's the sheriff. Might want to...]

I mean, uh, sheriff? What, can I ask, am I, uh [brain hurt, brain hurt], here for?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[SIGH. Prefect comes over to the cell and raps lightly on the bars.]

G'Morning, Adam. You feelin' well rested?

[Yeah, he's not letting you out again Yes. Just gonna tease you a bit first, ya damn drunk.]

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

You tell 'em, Sheriff!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Why thank you Maam, I'll certainly try.

Say, you've not had no trouble up on that Ranch of yours, have you?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

That's an awfully warm welcome, Sheriff. Thank you kindly.

[This is said entirely earnestly, as though he really did look away before that second bit.]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, it's good to have you in the town, Sir. You mind awfully if I ask your name?

[EXACTLY THE KIND OF CITIZEN PREFECT LIKES!]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you, Sheriff.

I have to get an early night tonight, but TOMORROW, I DEMAND INTER-DEPARTMENTAL DICKSLINGING

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you too. Welcome to the town, Mister...?

[EYEING YOU UP WITH SUSPICION. HE DOESN'T KNOW YOUR DAD AND BROTHER, KIRK.]

[bigbad]

[William Pratt generally isn't afraid of the law, or anything else, for that matter. He doesn't care that he's wanted dead or alive, or about the posters he's seen around with his face on them. He can't resist poking at the hornet's nest.]

That so, is it?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Not that I'd be encouraging you to come fuckin' test me Mr. Pratt? But yeah, that is so.

[He's seen those posters too, bitch.]

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

[Oh...oh my. She forgot to turn her head for that other part.]

A...pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. I assure you, I am perfectly law-abiding. [Please don't put me in a wooden box. Everything's so scary. :C]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Prefect switches on his: I AM TALKING TO A NICE LADY voice.]

Oh I don't doubt that for one minute, Maam, and I hope you'll excuse my coarser use of language right there, it occasionally becomes necessary when addressing the more criminal aspects of the town.

Private to Cissie

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

yousee that hood?? I call it the "Arthas forgot the correct combination off product to make his hair look faaaaabulous today' hood!

Private to Prefect

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...Prefect, are you drunk?