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[buywithme]

[Video clicks on, and HELLO THERE, It's SHERIFF PREFECT! He's got a hat, and a badge, and a gun, and they're all in shot. Yeah, he wants you to know it.]

It's come to my attention that we got a few new faces recently come into town. Now, I ain't doubting that the most of you are just decent, law abiding folk who I hope to come to know as fellow citizens of this fair camp. I just wanna take the chance to say howdy to Y'all, and make myself known. The name's John Prefect, and round these parts I am the law. Now, y'all have chosen a pretty rough and tumble place to come rest your boots here, but the people are decent, and you got any problems, I would humbly fuckin' urge you to bring to me or one'a my deputies.

'cept maybe that good for nothing sonuvabitch Frankie.

[COUGH COUGH, DID HE SAY THAT? NAH, HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.]

Now, y'all good and decent folk can just cast your eyes elsewhere for this next part:

Attention shitkickers, rabble rousers, and alla them who're lacking in a sense of civil fuckin' decency. I just wanna make one thing clear:

This is my town. You try to fuck it? And I will fuck you, son. You are in the South now, worse shit than you even knew existed has rolled through here, and the Law has stayed the Law. My job will get done. So before you make the biggest mistake'a your life and walk into this town thinkin' that you can cross us here? You best take the time to ponder how you wanna be makin' your exit. Get lucky and it'll be pickin' up your teeth? Get unlucky, and it'll be in a wooden box.

Y'all got the chance of a fresh start comin' here. Don't waste it.

[And with a nod to the Camera, Sheriff Prefect reaches forward, and clicks off.]

[ooc: Feel free to spam him with reports of crime, or CRIMINAL VILLAINY, or just... lazy good ol' boy hanging out in the sheriff's office!]

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[takencareofyou.livejournal.com]

[And one of the good hardworking townsfolk is just amused as hell by this.]


Keeping the city safe sheriff?

Private - voice

[una_persson]

[Forward-dated to sometime after this conversation; next morning, maybe. Mrs Pearson sounds particularly sniffy with Sheriff Prefect, because she has never, ever held with his kind of language. But she's got information for him.]

Sheriff Prefect. Would you happen to be acquainted with a US Marshal named Thornberry?

[get-thebook.livejournal.com]

All in a day's work, Sheriff?

Private

[timesbureaucrat]

Thank you for that, Sheriff.

I'd like you boys to keep a particular close eye on that foreigner who just rolled in. I don't trust that sort.

And make sure that Mr. and Mrs. Reaver have a nice stay in town. They could do good things for this town and I don't want to hear any reports about them or their people being harassed or given any trouble.

HE HEARD THAT. Also, I has a log posted :D

[vfranklinmott.livejournal.com]

Who are you calling a good-for-nothing? I pull my weight 'round here just like the rest of 'em!

[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

You mind if I come down to ask you a couple questions, Sheriff?

[deepdowndark.livejournal.com]

[somewhere in the back of a cell, Sheriff, there's a thud.

Adam rolls over on the floor and pushes himself to his feet,]

Where the fuck am I, cocksuck... [oh, it's the sheriff. Might want to...]

I mean, uh, sheriff? What, can I ask, am I, uh [brain hurt, brain hurt], here for?

[thebestnose.livejournal.com]

You tell 'em, Sheriff!

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

That's an awfully warm welcome, Sheriff. Thank you kindly.

[This is said entirely earnestly, as though he really did look away before that second bit.]

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you, Sheriff.

[bigbad]

[William Pratt generally isn't afraid of the law, or anything else, for that matter. He doesn't care that he's wanted dead or alive, or about the posters he's seen around with his face on them. He can't resist poking at the hornet's nest.]

That so, is it?

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

[Oh...oh my. She forgot to turn her head for that other part.]

A...pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. I assure you, I am perfectly law-abiding. [Please don't put me in a wooden box. Everything's so scary. :C]

Private to Cissie

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

yousee that hood?? I call it the "Arthas forgot the correct combination off product to make his hair look faaaaabulous today' hood!