OFFICIAL WARDEN ANNOUNCEMENT! Completely public.

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Comrades, If you should encounter a situation in which my inmate: "Barron Sharpe" is aggressively removing his gloves at you, I would like to officially authorize punching him as an acceptable preventative measure against his trying to hold your hand.

Under no circumstances should you allow him to hold your hand.

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I want to make something very clear before I say anything else. I am a professional and my relationship with Narvin aside, I don't rely on him for my decisions. I've already berated him for his negligence, insensitivity, and gross incompetence, I was the one that delivered him to Zero, and if I didn't know that he was under duress at the time, I probably would have left him for it.

That being said, I'm in an occupation where memory loss is a very real risk, so I've developed a system to both protect my personal information and to serve as reminders in case my head's ever been fucked with. It's not intrusive, but if you're gonna be dealing with someone that can affect your memory and a flood does something that gives him back his abilities, you're going to need a way to puzzle out that something is up.

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You're in a relationship with Narvin?

[He didn't know that. He just knew that you'd gotten the memory changing dohickey. He's just NATURALLY SUSPICIOUS.]

[...Well this is awkward.]

Comrade, rest assured, if I was in a relationship with someone and they altered the memories of someone else? I probably wouldn't leave them for it. This is the Barge. Having low standards is probably a good way to operate here, in terms of what relationships you're in.

[And now that that's settled:]

All right, Comrade, what's your system? Can you show me?

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Yeah, well, usually he's not that much of a moron. You get enough floods and ports and people killing you, and it eventually fucks with your judgement. And he'd defend something he cared about with his life. Quite possibly the worst feeling in the world is watching someone you care about- [and he stops, because Prefect doesn't need to know this and Narvin doesn't care if people give a crap about him.

He still has to defend his pet Time Lord, though, and it's nice to finally be in a position where he can.]

First of all, do you have anyone that you absolutely trust? That you would tell anything to?