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My children, I know that we are all very excited by the coming of the Carnival to our little town, and rightly so! For god takes joy in the joy of his children, and sorrow in their loneliness, and there is much to do at such an event without wandering into the clutches of the Devil.

But, Brothers and Sisters, as you go, go with caution, and as you go, go too with your god! And be not tempted by the sin that is brought to our town by such a place, keep your spirit lifted and your soul and body pure and you will be delivered into his great kingdom yet! For the Devil dresses up! He dances and sways his hips and chatters nonsense streams to draw the coin from your purse and your feet to the path of his ways, and the reward that you will take for following his path is that of damnation eternal! So as you walk amongst those brightly lit stalls, beware, and recall the word of your Lord our God:

"You may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God."

Children, guard that inheritance, so that I might see you again some day at his throne.

[THROAT CLEAR]

I will be holding prayer three times a day from now until the carnival leaves, at nine am, one pm, and five pm. I would like to welcome any of those travellers who seek the light of our lord to attend, and I would be more than happy to guide you towards his glory.


[OOC BIT: Prefect's actually relatively new in town! He was raised by a super religious family in a SIMILAR TINY TOWN, shipped off to a seminary for a bunch of years, and finally ditched here about a year ago, after he was ordained as a priest. His full name is Ezekiel Samuel Prefect (LOL IKR?).

AFTER HE GOT HERE, it took like, TWO MONTHS for Sveta Sophie, to seduce the pants offa him, and they've been having their terrible secret affair ever since.

I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT NOW, but I'll be back PRETTY EARLY TONIGHT, so feel free to tag or spam people coming to church/just to see him/whatever!]

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THEN STEP ON DOWN PREFECT

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

The Lord ain't forgiving people like me, Preacher.

That'd be something you should ask my mother. If you can find her.

AWWW YEAHHHH!

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The Lord forgives all those who ask it of Him, James.

A true baptism is one that you choose of your own will, it is the act of first choosing to live your life in his light.

I suppose I can take it that you're not a religious man?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

And if I choose to keep on living the life I already know, preacher? Is your God so forgiving then?

I don't got room for religion in my life.

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Our God, will forgive you as many times as you need forgiveness. Fall once? He will forgive you. Fall twice? He will forgive you still. He will never cease to love you.

Are you sure? Many people find it quite a bit more compact than they expect.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

No God is forgiving enough for the things that I've done. I'm not a good man, preacher. You really shouldn't waste your time on me.

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Our Lord came not to save the holy men, but for the whores, the tax collectors, and the sinners. His love is so radical, and his grace so fierce, that there is no sin so great that he can not forgive it. Every part of you is written on the palm of his hand, he knows you like no one else will ever know you, and he loves you more than we human beings are even capable of loving one another.

I don't believe that time spent on another human being can ever be wasted.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I don't think I understand how tax collectors are on the same level as whores.

He's gonna KEEP TRYING FOR YOUR SOUL, KIRK

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Well, those times were a touch different to how things are now. If you're interested, you could come down to the town and we could talk about it some time?

what if we try for my soul after we fuck?

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Just talk, preacher? I learn best by demonstration.

If that plan pans out as you hope it will then we'll definitely need to try for it.

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Then come pray with me.

DEAL. Spam?

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Yeah, alright. This should be fun.

SPAMMMMMM!

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I'll see you shortly, James.

[Although admittedly, as Ezekiel pottered around the entrance to the church, he didn't really expect the other man to show up.]

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well, Jim Kirk is a man of many surprises. And he's mildly amused by the continued attempts to save his soul. So he shows up, dressed in a fancy, though kind of sleazy suit.]

"You're shorter than I thought, preacher."

SPAM

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[He turns, surprised to hear the other mans voice, before smiling warmly to greet the newcomer.]

"Well, the Lord accepts all shapes and sizes. James Kirk, I presume?"

SPAM

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"Call me Jim."

Re: SPAM

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"Jim."

[He nods, and extends his hand.]

"I'm Ezekiel, but, I'll answer to pretty much anything directed at me."

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"... I'm going to keep calling you Preacher." [Because that is one terrible name. But he has sympathy because his middle name sucks too.

Jim shakes his hand, nice and firmly.] "So about my soul."

SPAM

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"That's good, Preacher works for me." [Ezekiel smiles and steps back to lead Kirk into the church with him.]

"Ah, about your soul. Do you mind if I start by asking what you know about or think about religion?"

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Well, Kirk's skin didn't catch on fire when he stepped inside the church. That was probably a good sign.]

"That it's a reason why my girls don't get as much business as they deserve some nights."

SPAM

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Ah, your 'girls'?

[The Preacher gives Kirk a sidelong look. He kind of knows that Kirk's going to be talking about the sexy dancers, but he's just hoping that he's wrong.]

They dancers?

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Oh he's talking about the sexy dancers. All of whom he happens to be related to. But preacher doesn't get to know that part. Carnie secret.]

The best dancers this side of the Mississippi, preacher. You should come see them work their magic.

SPAM

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[Prefect gives a super uncomfortable laugh.]

Ah, the thought of a sin is just as black an act as the true commission of it, and I'm afraid I've little doubt that your girls would turn my thoughts to sin.

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah, feel free to notice that he's wearing a wedding ring on a chain around his neck.]

"So tell me, if the thought is just as bad as the action, why not get some enjoyment out of it and do the sin."

Re: SPAM

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Because it's still a sin. It hurts yourself, it hurts the world you live in, and it pains the Lord to know of it.

[Prefect frowned, walking with Kirk down the center of the aisle.]

For all the things that you indulge in, all the aspects of life that you allow yourself to enjoy, you said to me today that you were unforgivable. That God would not want a man like you. That time spent upon you was wasted.

Jim, to me that does not sound like a man who is happy with his life.

SPAM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

"I'm doing the best I can with what's been dealt to me and mine, preacher. We can't all be blessed with good fortune and sound morals. And sides, even if I was the kinda man who could make a good, honest living, there ain't work to go around. We're not exactly living the high life these days."