Video/Open Jail Spam

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[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


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[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?

Comments

The best KIND of dating!

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[Hello new prisoner! Hungry for some gruel are we? Prefect plops a bowl of gruel into the waiting hand, and grins at the prisoner.]

Greetings, Citizen! And how are you feeling today?

Not even carbon-dating? :O

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It's too warm in here.

[He flings the contents of the bowl at Prefect and retreats with the empty container.

There's a pause. He's never seen styrofoam.]

...What is this?

[He can't make any weapons out of this, dammit! The bowl flutters out and lands on the ground in the hall.]

Leave me alone. I don't eat.

Not even SPEED dating :|

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[Prefect fails to dodge the flying gruel, and is quickly covered in it. For a very brief moment he looks wounded, before forcing the expression away from his face and grinning again]

It's a bowl, Citizen! And I quite understand, but, you... make sure you let me know if you change your mind about whether or not you require sustenance? After a few days, I wouldn't like you to become infirm.

[And he picks up the styrofoam bowl, still covered in gruel, and still smiling.]

I know people don't usually like the food here when they first arrive, but you'll get used to it! It's really not so bad after a while?

dammit i was gonna guess that next ;-;

[darknessb4me]

Did they lobotomize you, or are you simply heavily medicated? I would attribute it to psychic magic, but I believe that may be giving them too much credit.

Sorry I stole it :c

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No, none of those, Citizen!

[He grins vacantly.]

So, what were you arrested for?

[Because nobody tells him anything.]

*is inconsolable* o_o

[darknessb4me]

Murder.

[Fingers wrapped around and drumming on the bars - should he even bother choking this guy? What would be the point?]

*soothes the pain with ice cream*

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[Prefect frowns very briefly, before the grin sneaks back onto his face.]

Well, then I am very pleased to know that you've been taken off the streets and are no longer a threat to the population at large, Citizen!

omnomnom - also sorry that arthas is a dick

[darknessb4me]

[Yeah, probably. He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's reaching calmly for the guard's throat. It would be entertaining to see how long he could smile without any oxygen going to his brain.]

It's okay, I love dicks! ... not like that :c

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[Prefect frowns, watching the hand approach. When it's covered a certain amount of distance en route to his throat, he frowns, and suddenly smacks it away, as though belatedly realising that it could be a threat to him.]

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Stay still.

[Reaches again. Don't be a party-pooper. Hold still and be strangled. :|]

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[Prefect looks concerned for a minute, shifting to move away from Arthas... but then he thinks better of it. You did sound pretty commanding about that staying still thing, and Prefect does like being told what to do...]

[Yeah, he's totally staying still and waiting for the oncoming strangle.]

gdi prefect don't listen to the psychopaths ;_____;

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[Oh good. Here. Have some chokery.]

But they make such a compelling case :<

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[Lovely chokery! Wait a minute... this isn't as rewarding as Prefect hoped it would be! Trying to jerk out of the other mans grasp, he gives a short, ineffective gasp for air.]

[Man, he has got to stop listening to the prisoners!]

Re: But they make such a compelling case :<

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[O'Brien spots...what was Prefect doing with that prisoner? Choking him... No, he was being choked. He dashes down the corridor and gives Prefect a harsh yank away from Arthas' grasp, then clips him around the ear, on impulse if nothing else - for letting him get in that position,]

Comrade, what happened?

Didn't you see Silence of the Lambs? Which this is nothing at all like?

[darknessb4me]

Tell him he should let me out and give me my armor back.

[ Yes, he was going to see how much he could exploit this fun he had found, until such time as the fun was taken away. He leaned against the bars, smirking, and let his arm fall to join the other, fingers drumming again.]

Sorry Arthas, that strangle broke Prefects willingness to automatically obey you!

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He should-- No!

[Prefect yelped, sounding outraged as he scuttled back out of reach. Glancing up at O'Brien, he managed to look sheepish.]

I apologise, Comrade. I temporarily dropped my guard and he was able to take advantage of the situation. Thank you for your help.

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[brb loling]

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[O'Brien rolled his eyes and gave Prefect a slight shove down the corridor,] You can't let your guard down around here, comrade. Even so, let's punish him.

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[FU Arthas! You get an unhappy look from Prefect]

[Prefect staggers a little from O'Briens shove, but keeps his balance as they set off down the corridor together]

Of course, sorry. You know, for someone who only just started this job, you're very good at it...

[And he continues to chatter away as they fade into the distance.]