Video/Open Jail Spam

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[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


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[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?

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[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

[O'Brien spots Prefect in the corridors, still getting used to this prison, but wandering around with the air of calm authority he is much more used to, even if Prefect is pretty much his direct superior,]

Comrade!

[He gives Prefect a slight nod,] Your broadcast was exceptionally concise and well presented. I must commend you on your dedication, comrade.

[una_persson]

[Hi, Prefect! Your BFF's erstwhile warden is quietly simmering in her cell.]

[he's got a citizen's communicator thingie, he can talk to him, yeah?]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

[[He clears his throat.]]

What assassins?

[happinessboys.livejournal.com]

[Beatty came in from outside after a while, spotting Prefect from around a corner. He approached, smelling like smoke and fire. What was he burning? The world may never know....]

Another successful morale boosting speech?

forwahd-dated dahling

[darknessb4me]

[An arm in chainmail and leather - no plate, they took his fucking plate - is thrust between the bars. Bowl plz.]

PFFFT. PRISON LOGS ARE AWESOME. LET THERE BE ALL OF THEM.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

['Sup, Prefect. Have the most cheerful face in this joint. Oh hey, when you don't have to eat, don't have to sleep, and can overcompensate for your shortcomings to your heart's content, why shouldn't you be happy.

...Ignore the fact that Gabe's cheerful face looks like something about to gnaw your face off.]

So! How's the menu on the Green Mile these days? I gotta tell you, I could kill a guy for some cheesecake.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

Do not worry, comrade. It is probably resistance propaganda, designed to spread discord and unrest amongst us. Dismiss it.

Even if it is true, comrade, they will be erased just like every other person on that boat. We will all make sure of that.

WAIT I'M OF THE DUMB; forgot this was citizens only

[bythe_books]