Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Probably you shouldn't advertise the fact that you're doing it? But I'm not sure that four or five new Tribbles will make that much difference at this point.

I'm from the Factory. Are you a Warden? You seem like a Warden.

Annnnnd, we can probably leave this assumed, yes?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Prefect gives Loki what may well have been the most suspicious look of his life, but after a few minutes of contemplating the matter, he reaches into a nearby box and begins drawing out the scarf, shooing Tribbles off it as he does so. When it's all out he holds a bundle of it up.]

There. My scarf.

Good with me!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

 

A year of plant life is PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I just incorporated it into my routine. I grew some flowers as well for a little while, but I need more soil, and heat lamps to make them grow properly.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

[Loki frowns, looking at the scarf.]

Isn't that the Doctor's?

[keepsonrunning.livejournal.com]

Okay, good point. This stays between the two of us?

No, I wish I was though. They seem to get a lot more perks. I’m an Inmate. Are you?

[bythe_books]

If that's what you need, I can put in a request with the Admiral. With your record, I don't think he'd have a problem handing it over.

[ohaiguiz.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, things the Admiral probably wouldn't have a problem with handing over ATTRACTS THE HOARD]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[ohaiguiz.livejournal.com]

[I may have to tag you back with an actual Prefect response tomorrow. It's very late here :c]

[vamp-verona.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. In any case, I intend to keep mine.

[greatlightother.livejournal.com]

And you do not speak bad of him? You must have a good relationship.

Private

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

[Maybe there's a little bit of a chuckle because lolwtf there's cooing.]

I was told to come to you if I wanted to trade something with you?

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

I think they're a little annoying.

Private - I'M SO SORRY FOR THE SLOWNESS OF THIS REPLY :C Backthread maybe?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Why would you chuckle at Tribbles all a'cooing? Prefect sounds contented despite your amusement.]

Yes, Comrade? What can I do for you?

Re: Private - Totally! Don't worry about it!

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I would like to sell my dresser, desk, and bedframe or exchange them for fabric, a menorah, nine candles, and flint with tinder.

Private - Well, looks like Prefect is OFF TO LOOK UP WHAT A MENORAH IS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...I can give you fabric immediately, and if you'd be interested in a disposable lighter instead of flint with tinder, I can provide that immediately. I might need some time to get you the candles and the menorah, but you can pay on delivery if you like?

Re: Private - LOL YAY!

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

That would do just fine, I think. I need the menorah and candles by December 11th.

[And, because he knows nothing about what candles cost nowadays. The history book in his room doesn't say too much about that.] Will the dresser, desk, and bedframe be enough to pay?

Private - And now, Prefect weighs up how much of that will fit in his room.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You can keep your bedframe, Comrade, but the dresser and desk will be quite sufficient!

Re: Private - Ahahahaha.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll be emptying my things from them.