007 - Did Prefect just say the words "No Charge"?

[buywithme]

Hey, I don't know if any of you know, but I offer a tutoring service that's proved to be really effective with some of the people I've worked for, and, well, as we're all friends here, so no charge for anyone struggling with their work right now if you're interested.

I mean, we don't want anyone to have to miss the dance over grades do we?

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[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Naah, I'm fine. My grades are all pretty good for once. However, if you can get Mr. Disraeli to forget about that time I let the frog loose in his class, I'd appreciate that.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

....Maybe I could let loose some sort of snake? I mean, if there's a Boa constrictor in your lesson then you can't keep thinking about a little frog can you?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

That'd be...nice. Yeah, I guess it would be. Besides, the guy needs to loosen up. Snakes can help as long as I don't touch it.

Just where the hell would you get a snake? The zoo or something?

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

You're so gay.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Am not!

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. You totally are.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Totally not!

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

If you look "Prefect" up in the dictionary, the only thing it says is "Fag".

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It does NOT!

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

I bet you checked, though.

What an idiot.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Did not!

I know the definition of Prefect I memorized it!

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Why? To impress your boyfriend?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Shut up!

I don't have a boyfriend!

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

It's Prefect, right?

I...uhm...do you only do tutoring? I don't know how to ask this

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yeah! No, I do more than Tutoring! I do loads of good stuff! What do you want me to do?

I can TOTALLY DO IT!

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

You know...how the big game is coming up? ARGH NO THIS IS WRONG

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...English or French? Or History?

I can do it, It's not a problem.

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

I...History, I guess.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Great! I'll go get started on it now!

Maybe I could come by after practice tomorrow and give it to you? And we could hang out or something?

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Can you have it done by practice today?

Oh, man...I can't believe I'm asking you to do this...you're not gonna tell anyone, right? I can't get suspended before the game... I can pay you, if you want...

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, there's no charge! I just want to help the team out! And yeah, I'll go start working on it right now! Just between you and me okay? No one else ever needs to know!

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

My dad would kill me if I got kicked off the team because of grades, or suspended before the big game, or expelled so I couldn't play.... You're a life saver, man. I owe you a big one.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Forget about it man! We can just go out together for a bit after the game maybe? Like, just to hang out or go see a movie or something?

Private (Lol, Tobias picks daddy over you, Prefect)

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. If there's time. My dad's gonna be there, so I probably have to hang out with him...

Private (And Prefects Daddy chose golf and his collection of classic cars over him. Alas)

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, that's okay, maybe another time? Prom? Maybe after Prom?

Private (Tobias won't commit to anything with Prefect)

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Private (Prefect lives in hope!)

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Let me know if you want too!

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I need you to write a paper for me.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What subject do you need it in?

Always happy to support the team, SCHOOL SPIRIT!

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Right, school spirit and all. Uhhhh, it's about, like... books and stuff. Waitwait, lemme find it:

"1. Compare and Contrast Ophelia and Portia in Shakespeare's Plays.

2. Jane Eyre: romaticism in an anti-romantic novel.

3. For the adventurous: A discussion of a novel of your choice, which we have read during the past year. (Atlas Shrugged, Lord of the Flies, The Outsiders, Brave New World, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye.)"

Yeah. That. One of those. 500 words or more. Do it.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Jayne Eyre it is! I'll go do it now, when do you need it by?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Before the game.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You got it sport!