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Hey, I don't know if any of you know, but I offer a tutoring service that's proved to be really effective with some of the people I've worked for, and, well, as we're all friends here, so no charge for anyone struggling with their work right now if you're interested.

I mean, we don't want anyone to have to miss the dance over grades do we?

Date: 2008-09-15 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com
Naah, I'm fine. My grades are all pretty good for once. However, if you can get Mr. Disraeli to forget about that time I let the frog loose in his class, I'd appreciate that.

Date: 2008-09-15 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
....Maybe I could let loose some sort of snake? I mean, if there's a Boa constrictor in your lesson then you can't keep thinking about a little frog can you?

Date: 2008-09-16 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com
That'd be...nice. Yeah, I guess it would be. Besides, the guy needs to loosen up. Snakes can help as long as I don't touch it.

Just where the hell would you get a snake? The zoo or something?

Date: 2008-09-15 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
You're so gay.

Date: 2008-09-15 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Uh, yeah. You totally are.

Date: 2008-09-15 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
If you look "Prefect" up in the dictionary, the only thing it says is "Fag".

Date: 2008-09-15 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
I bet you checked, though.

What an idiot.

Date: 2008-09-15 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Did not!

I know the definition of Prefect I memorized it!

Date: 2008-09-15 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Why? To impress your boyfriend?

Date: 2008-09-15 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Shut up!

I don't have a boyfriend!

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com
It's Prefect, right?

I...uhm...do you only do tutoring? I don't know how to ask this

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Yeah! No, I do more than Tutoring! I do loads of good stuff! What do you want me to do?

I can TOTALLY DO IT!

Re: Private

Date: 2008-09-15 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com
You know...how the big game is coming up? ARGH NO THIS IS WRONG

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
...English or French? Or History?

I can do it, It's not a problem.

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Great! I'll go get started on it now!

Maybe I could come by after practice tomorrow and give it to you? And we could hang out or something?

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com
Can you have it done by practice today?

Oh, man...I can't believe I'm asking you to do this...you're not gonna tell anyone, right? I can't get suspended before the game... I can pay you, if you want...

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No, there's no charge! I just want to help the team out! And yeah, I'll go start working on it right now! Just between you and me okay? No one else ever needs to know!

Re: Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com
My dad would kill me if I got kicked off the team because of grades, or suspended before the big game, or expelled so I couldn't play.... You're a life saver, man. I owe you a big one.

Re: Private

Date: 2008-09-15 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Forget about it man! We can just go out together for a bit after the game maybe? Like, just to hang out or go see a movie or something?
From: [identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com
Uh, yeah. If there's time. My dad's gonna be there, so I probably have to hang out with him...

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I need you to write a paper for me.

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 07:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
What subject do you need it in?

Always happy to support the team, SCHOOL SPIRIT!

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Right, school spirit and all. Uhhhh, it's about, like... books and stuff. Waitwait, lemme find it:

"1. Compare and Contrast Ophelia and Portia in Shakespeare's Plays.

2. Jane Eyre: romaticism in an anti-romantic novel.

3. For the adventurous: A discussion of a novel of your choice, which we have read during the past year. (Atlas Shrugged, Lord of the Flies, The Outsiders, Brave New World, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye.)"

Yeah. That. One of those. 500 words or more. Do it.
Edited Date: 2008-09-15 12:15 pm (UTC)

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Jayne Eyre it is! I'll go do it now, when do you need it by?

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Before the game.
Edited Date: 2008-09-15 02:07 pm (UTC)

Private

Date: 2008-09-15 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
You got it sport!

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