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[Prefect is extremely close to the camera when it switches on, like, check out this guys out of focus eyebrows close. He rocks back ever so slightly, until enough of his face is visible that it's possibly to identify him as being apparently somewhat perplexed]

Comrades, I find myself-- My livelihood and rights to happiness and freedom and the glorious glories of the bountiful universe, that is to say, they are hindered, Brothers. Sisters. I find myslef--I can't find...

[Trailing off he turns to peer behind him, leaning around so far that he begins to tumble backwards, righting himself just in time to disrupt the placement of the camera and giving you all a nice shot of what he's wearing. That is to say, a gigantic Dr Who scarf, and white boxer shorts. A minute later, the camera is pointed back at his face.]

What I mean to say is, that through some outrageous abuse of regulations and uniform, My shoes are gone.

[He lifts a foot up to the camera to display this fact, wiggling his toes in objection to this fact, before managing to look genuinely distressed by this loss.]

Comrades, I don't have that many spare shoes! If anyone sees them then it is of the utmost importance that you contact your... your..

[Standing on one leg is hard. Prefect manages to flail one arm out as he begins to lose his balance and goes crashing down to the floor.

He's pretty drunk right now.]

Epic

Date: 2009-10-21 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
Where do you think, hmm?

Date: 2009-10-21 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
...Your room?

I don't want to come to your room.

Date: 2009-10-21 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
Well, it doesn't have to be my room...

Date: 2009-10-21 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No offense sister, but I'm not entirely comfortable letting you back in mine.

Date: 2009-10-21 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
That's okay sister, I have other people being nice to me right now.

Date: 2009-10-21 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
While experience has proved me to have a strange resilience to people who aren't nice to me, it's not my preference.

Date: 2009-10-21 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
A man with preferences...oooh...
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Everyone has preferences Sister! Everyone has a unique set of preferences to which we can cater, these are the target demographics that make us who we are and better enable the Factory to give us what we want! Moreso, they enable the Factory to enable us to come and claim what it is we want for ourselves!

What do you want, sister?

Date: 2009-10-21 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
...

Your preference is for drugs and facial surgery?

Date: 2009-10-21 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
No! I didn't come on the first time and I won't now!

Date: 2009-10-21 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
...do you ever really come, Prefect?

Date: 2009-10-21 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I'd come if your brother asked me too.

Date: 2009-10-21 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
Oh so that's what you're into.

Date: 2009-10-21 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
What? Why is that strange? Pavi and I are friends, it's normal to come when your friends want you to!

Date: 2009-10-21 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmscalpelhigh.livejournal.com
You like your friends a whole lot...

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