Locked from Wardens

[buywithme]

She's gone. She's not here, we're alone again

Comrades, I really, really, really need a drink. My supplies have been... confiscated for the time being. If anyone owes me an unpaid favor and has anything alcoholic then now would be the time to write off your debt in this way, alternatively, if anyone has anything alcoholic and is interested in a trade then my other supplies remain meticulously stocked.

Please, I really--

I need too--

Comments

Oh Prefect. :c

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Not really. It probably deserves talking more than drinking.

Srry :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, Comrade. I talk most of the time. Now it's definitely time for drinking.

Well It's been time for drinking for the last half hour or so.

Dammit. :P

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Prefect. You don't need to drink. You can't get rid of things just by drinking.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I know I don't need to drink, Comrade. But it does make things ever so slightly better.

WAY TO DELETE MY REPLY LJ :\

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I know I don't need to drink, Comrade. It just sort of improves situations when I do.

CLASSY, LJ. CLASSY.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

That's not good. It doesn't improve situations, it just makes you feel better. The situation's still the same. The Borg Queen is still gone and drinking won't change that. It'll just make you feel good for a while but the problems are still there.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Making me feel better improves the situation. The Borg Queen is gone either way, but she's not going to be brought back by my not drinking, so I might as well drink.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Prefect, you're addicted.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No I'm not. You frequently eat bread but I don't accuse you of being addicted to bread!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

That's because when a bad thing happens, my first response isn't to eat bread. Every time something bad happens, you go to the bottle.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If Bread got you drunk then you'd eat it when something bad happened.

Anyway, I used to drink pretty much constantly, at the same frequency at which one would eat bread!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me what I would or wouldn't do.

Prefect? That's bad. This drinking thing needs to stop.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If bread got me drunk then I'd eat it when something bad happened.

Why is it bad? Things aren't just bad because people say they are.