Locked from Wardens

[buywithme]

She's gone. She's not here, we're alone again

Comrades, I really, really, really need a drink. My supplies have been... confiscated for the time being. If anyone owes me an unpaid favor and has anything alcoholic then now would be the time to write off your debt in this way, alternatively, if anyone has anything alcoholic and is interested in a trade then my other supplies remain meticulously stocked.

Please, I really--

I need too--

Comments

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Prefect, you're addicted.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No I'm not. You frequently eat bread but I don't accuse you of being addicted to bread!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

That's because when a bad thing happens, my first response isn't to eat bread. Every time something bad happens, you go to the bottle.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If Bread got you drunk then you'd eat it when something bad happened.

Anyway, I used to drink pretty much constantly, at the same frequency at which one would eat bread!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me what I would or wouldn't do.

Prefect? That's bad. This drinking thing needs to stop.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If bread got me drunk then I'd eat it when something bad happened.

Why is it bad? Things aren't just bad because people say they are.