64 - SALES PITCH!
Jul. 30th, 2009 11:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithmeComrades! Consumers! This week only we're holding a special sale on jet black hair dye! Who needs more than one colour? Who cares for red, or blonde, or brown? When you can have the deep, rich tones of the night sky embedded in your image? Brothers, Sisters, do not allow yourselves to be detained disappointed or deceived into dying your hair whatever Colour is mixed with the shampoo in the communal showers! Reach out, demand, buy with me today, and go back to black!
[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]
[Prefect used the stupid shampoo, but Factory regulations only support pink hair if everyone has it, so he dyed it black, and thus will have black hair for a few weeks!]
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Date: 2009-07-31 12:48 am (UTC)I could give them yours if you wanted me too, but otherwise? No.
We stopped at one where aliens laid eggs in our stomachs and killed us all, and we stopped at one where there was no colour and everyone rioted, and we stopped at a theme park which wasn't so bad, and we stopped at one where people kept getting turned into things they weren't.
Those are all I can remember.
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Date: 2009-07-31 01:32 am (UTC)Client Confidentiality - When dealing with sensitive material and information when in a closed market environment all client identification must remain one hundred percent confidential regardless or any mitigating circumstances to anyone outside of Factory staff and appliances.
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Date: 2009-07-31 02:14 am (UTC)I'm going to ask you one more time-- who are these people you mentioned?
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Date: 2009-07-31 02:32 am (UTC)You tell your "clients" that your "Comrade" Arntzen would like to speak to them. You got it?
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Date: 2009-07-31 10:16 am (UTC)The Pavi will make a purchase. I am quite liking the pink, but it will not be so nice when it begins to grow out, si?
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Date: 2009-07-31 12:54 pm (UTC)Okay, one box of black hair dye. Uhh, I don't suppose I could have a pair of shoes in exchange? I need some trainers, size six.
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